Bad american
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From: Montana
Bad american
Well, here it is. I think that I fit this description nicely.Bad American: Yes, I Guess I am A BAD American.
>
>
> I like big cars, big boats, and big houses.
>
>
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family,
not some mid-level
> governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to
give it away to
> crack addicts squirting out babies.
>
>
> I don't care about appearing compassionate.
>
>
> I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.
>
>
> I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
>
>
> I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
>
>
> I don't think being a minority makes you noble or
victimized.
>
>
> I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they
are different,
> weird or tick me off.
>
>
> I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of
it.
> Hell, just ask my spouse.
>
>
> I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's
fine; just don't
> feel like everyone else should have to.
>
>
> I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake,
pack of
> cigarettes, or hotel room, you do it in English. As of
matter of fact, if
> you are an American citizen, you should speak English.
>
>
> My father and grandfather shouldn't have to had die in
vain so you can
> leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect
ours.
>
>
> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear
if you're
> running from them after they tell you to stop. If you
can't understand
> the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above
line.
>
>
> I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield
for unpopular
> opinions or actions.
>
>
> I know how to count votes, and I feel much safer letting a
machine with no
> political affiliation recount when needed.
>
>
> I know what the definition of lying is.
>
>
> I don't think just because you were not born in this
country, you qualify
> for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans,
etc., so you
> can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any
blasted-thing-else.
>
>
> I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
>
>
> I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than
> working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
>
>
> I did not go to some foreign country and risk my life in
vain and defend
> our constitution so that, decades later, you can tell me
it's a living
> document ever changing and is open to interpretation.
>
>
> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
>
> I know wrestling is fake.
>
>
> I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage of
our forefathers
> weren't wealthy enough to own one either.
>
>
> I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more
dangerous than a
> Hell's Angel with an attitude. (RIGHT ON!)
>
>
> I want to know which church it is where the "Rev." Jessie
Jackson
> preaches; and what exactly is his job function.
>
>
> I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded
American should be
> allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then
you will serve
> the time. A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous
weapon in the
> hands of someone with malicious intent.
>
>
> I worry about dying before I get even.
>
>
> I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he
made and
> continue to make more. If it ticks you off, invent the
next operating
> system that's better and put your name on the building.
Ask your buddy
> that invented the Internet to help you.
>
>
> I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even
suggesting it ticks me
> off. You're telling me that someone who is a minority,
gay, disabled,
> another nationality, or otherwise different from the
mainstream of this
> country has more value as a human being than I do as a
white female or
> male. Hell, if someone kills anyone, I'd say that's a
hate crime.
>
>
> I like the convenience of buying oranges from a sidewalk
vendor or while
> I'm waiting at a stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latino
midget selling
> them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator
box in East
> Dallas or is sleeping in the streets of her home country.
>
>
> We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we
already have.
>
>
> I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything
sucks.
>
>
> I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child;
it takes a
> parent with the ***** to stand up to the kid and spank his
butt and say,
> "NO".
>
>
> I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them,
but please don't
> pretend they are a political statement.
>
>
> I believe you don't have to speak with a lisp to pick out
a couch for your
> living room.
>
>
> I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was
Ole Yeller (and
> maybe My Dog Skip).
>
>
> I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a
kid.
>
>
> I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be
made to keep
> silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I
thought this country
> allowed me that right.
>
>
> I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting
somebody's
> feelings.
>
>
> I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the
> mainstream media would like the world to believe
otherwise.
> Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a BAD American.
>
>
> I like big cars, big boats, and big houses.
>
>
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family,
not some mid-level
> governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to
give it away to
> crack addicts squirting out babies.
>
>
> I don't care about appearing compassionate.
>
>
> I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.
>
>
> I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
>
>
> I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
>
>
> I don't think being a minority makes you noble or
victimized.
>
>
> I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they
are different,
> weird or tick me off.
>
>
> I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of
it.
> Hell, just ask my spouse.
>
>
> I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's
fine; just don't
> feel like everyone else should have to.
>
>
> I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake,
pack of
> cigarettes, or hotel room, you do it in English. As of
matter of fact, if
> you are an American citizen, you should speak English.
>
>
> My father and grandfather shouldn't have to had die in
vain so you can
> leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect
ours.
>
>
> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear
if you're
> running from them after they tell you to stop. If you
can't understand
> the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above
line.
>
>
> I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield
for unpopular
> opinions or actions.
>
>
> I know how to count votes, and I feel much safer letting a
machine with no
> political affiliation recount when needed.
>
>
> I know what the definition of lying is.
>
>
> I don't think just because you were not born in this
country, you qualify
> for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans,
etc., so you
> can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any
blasted-thing-else.
>
>
> I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
>
>
> I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than
> working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
>
>
> I did not go to some foreign country and risk my life in
vain and defend
> our constitution so that, decades later, you can tell me
it's a living
> document ever changing and is open to interpretation.
>
>
> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
>
> I know wrestling is fake.
>
>
> I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage of
our forefathers
> weren't wealthy enough to own one either.
>
>
> I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more
dangerous than a
> Hell's Angel with an attitude. (RIGHT ON!)
>
>
> I want to know which church it is where the "Rev." Jessie
Jackson
> preaches; and what exactly is his job function.
>
>
> I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded
American should be
> allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then
you will serve
> the time. A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous
weapon in the
> hands of someone with malicious intent.
>
>
> I worry about dying before I get even.
>
>
> I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he
made and
> continue to make more. If it ticks you off, invent the
next operating
> system that's better and put your name on the building.
Ask your buddy
> that invented the Internet to help you.
>
>
> I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even
suggesting it ticks me
> off. You're telling me that someone who is a minority,
gay, disabled,
> another nationality, or otherwise different from the
mainstream of this
> country has more value as a human being than I do as a
white female or
> male. Hell, if someone kills anyone, I'd say that's a
hate crime.
>
>
> I like the convenience of buying oranges from a sidewalk
vendor or while
> I'm waiting at a stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latino
midget selling
> them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator
box in East
> Dallas or is sleeping in the streets of her home country.
>
>
> We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we
already have.
>
>
> I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything
sucks.
>
>
> I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child;
it takes a
> parent with the ***** to stand up to the kid and spank his
butt and say,
> "NO".
>
>
> I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them,
but please don't
> pretend they are a political statement.
>
>
> I believe you don't have to speak with a lisp to pick out
a couch for your
> living room.
>
>
> I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was
Ole Yeller (and
> maybe My Dog Skip).
>
>
> I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a
kid.
>
>
> I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be
made to keep
> silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I
thought this country
> allowed me that right.
>
>
> I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting
somebody's
> feelings.
>
>
> I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the
> mainstream media would like the world to believe
otherwise.
> Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a BAD American.
Senior Member
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 198
Likes: 0
From: round rock, tx.
Wow, I can't agree with you more. Did you think of all those by yourself, or did you get that from somewhere?
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1999 super cab
white with tan bottom
4x2 automatic
4.6L v8
BFG AT TA KO 265/75
WAAG grillguard
2 KC daylighters
vampire remote start combo alarm
steelhorse nerf bars
Husky chrome toolbox
4 pioneer 3 way 6x8's
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wants: 2 chamber flowmaster dual exhaust
tan fender flares
american racing atlas
2" fabtech suspension leveling kit
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1999 super cab
white with tan bottom
4x2 automatic
4.6L v8
BFG AT TA KO 265/75
WAAG grillguard
2 KC daylighters
vampire remote start combo alarm
steelhorse nerf bars
Husky chrome toolbox
4 pioneer 3 way 6x8's
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wants: 2 chamber flowmaster dual exhaust
tan fender flares
american racing atlas
2" fabtech suspension leveling kit
Got that in an email once. I agree with most of them.
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1997 XLT Teal 4.6L Flareside 4x4 ORP. Automatic, Reg. cab, 3.55LS, tinted windows, bug deflector, Dual exhaust, K&N Generation 2 air filter, BullDog keyless entry/remote start, Modern 16" wheels, bedliner, Covercraft tonneau cover, White faced gauges, electronic shift on the fly, Clarion ADX5655z Double Din Cassette & CD, 4 Pioneer TS-A6865 speakers and superchip. Going to add headers.
Future mods: Supercharger, headers, NOS, tranny upgrade(heavy duty gears, clutch packs, etc.), performance torque converter, bore engine 30 over, new pistons, crank, and rods, performance heads, new L if they still make them and I like the way it looks, and a Z06 Vette or BMW Z3.
Click here to see more pictures
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1997 XLT Teal 4.6L Flareside 4x4 ORP. Automatic, Reg. cab, 3.55LS, tinted windows, bug deflector, Dual exhaust, K&N Generation 2 air filter, BullDog keyless entry/remote start, Modern 16" wheels, bedliner, Covercraft tonneau cover, White faced gauges, electronic shift on the fly, Clarion ADX5655z Double Din Cassette & CD, 4 Pioneer TS-A6865 speakers and superchip. Going to add headers.
Future mods: Supercharger, headers, NOS, tranny upgrade(heavy duty gears, clutch packs, etc.), performance torque converter, bore engine 30 over, new pistons, crank, and rods, performance heads, new L if they still make them and I like the way it looks, and a Z06 Vette or BMW Z3.
Click here to see more pictures
Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 311
Likes: 0
From: California / Orange County
Ford4Fun
You are a true american.
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97 F150 Longbed V8 4.6
K&N air filter
K&N FIPK tech MOD & removed elbow silencer
Tires: Yokohama 265/75/16 Geolander AT+
Hyper white xenon bulbs
Bedliner and raven shell
6 disc cd changer
Oil & filter used
Gasoline used
My Truck
You are a true american.
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97 F150 Longbed V8 4.6
K&N air filter
K&N FIPK tech MOD & removed elbow silencer
Tires: Yokohama 265/75/16 Geolander AT+
Hyper white xenon bulbs
Bedliner and raven shell
6 disc cd changer
Oil & filter used
Gasoline used
My Truck
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Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 11
Likes: 0
From: Winter Springs Florida
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Senior Member
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 102
Likes: 0
From: Chicago Suburbs
How about adding to the list....
I have the right to burn as much gas as I can afford.
I think Global Warming might be a good thing for Chicago. It's not my problem if you live in Galviston or Miami.
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2000 XL 4.6 5spd 2WD reg-cab long-box 3.55 LS 235/70/16 Chestnut (not 2-tone) Raven-Cap (and a '66 GTO with a '73 455, both combined cost less than a Lightning
)
I have the right to burn as much gas as I can afford.
I think Global Warming might be a good thing for Chicago. It's not my problem if you live in Galviston or Miami.
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2000 XL 4.6 5spd 2WD reg-cab long-box 3.55 LS 235/70/16 Chestnut (not 2-tone) Raven-Cap (and a '66 GTO with a '73 455, both combined cost less than a Lightning
)
Senior Member
Joined: Dec 1969
Posts: 547
Likes: 0
From: La Mirada CA. USA
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">...crack addicts squirting out babies</font>
I must admit though, I couldn't find one item on that list that I disagreed with. I especially liked the ones about being responsible for your own damn kids and enforcing the 1000s of laws we already have.
If the job of Congress is to make laws, and we already have more than we can use, why can we send those old goats home and save ourselves a few million dollars in government payroll?
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1999 Lariat Super Cab, S.B. 5.4L, 3.55 LS
and every option but the leaky slider window.
Bright red w/ gold 2-tone, Leather Captain's Chairs
Mods: Duraliner bedliner, Bugflector II, Hide-a-hooks.
& a leeetle chrome tip on the exhaust.
[This message has been edited by Indyfan (edited 04-19-2001).]
Senior Member
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 158
Likes: 0
From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Hey 2wise4aGM,
I see you're from Winnipeg! Maybe we should get together for a Sunday night cruise!
I guess I'm a bad Canadian, too.
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1998 Black F-150 XLT Ext. 4x4 Off-Road
Current Mods:
-Pace Edwards Roll Top
-Box Liner
-Tinted all around
-Pioneer 4100 CD Deck w/remote
-Kenwood 400W Amp
-Phoenix Gold 5x7's
-JL Audio Stealth Box
-2 Phoenix Gold 8" Subs
-K&N Filter
1998 Silver Frost Contour LX V6 "Full Load"
1985 Mustang GT w/T-Tops "The Fun Machine"
I see you're from Winnipeg! Maybe we should get together for a Sunday night cruise!
I guess I'm a bad Canadian, too.
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1998 Black F-150 XLT Ext. 4x4 Off-Road
Current Mods:
-Pace Edwards Roll Top
-Box Liner
-Tinted all around
-Pioneer 4100 CD Deck w/remote
-Kenwood 400W Amp
-Phoenix Gold 5x7's
-JL Audio Stealth Box
-2 Phoenix Gold 8" Subs
-K&N Filter
1998 Silver Frost Contour LX V6 "Full Load"
1985 Mustang GT w/T-Tops "The Fun Machine"
Member
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 59
Likes: 0
From: Winnipeg MB Canada
Hey jleinweber, sounds good on the sunday cruise but this weekend I'm heading to Ashern to help at the in-laws farm. But next weekend...just gotta check out your truck !
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'98 f150 XL, ext cab shortbox, 4.2 L, 5 spd, 4x2 3.55, oxford white w/cap
current mods:
Alpine 7861
hidden hitch
NO K&N filter...had to be different
more to come !
Oh yeah, special factory option : Door cracks !
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'98 f150 XL, ext cab shortbox, 4.2 L, 5 spd, 4x2 3.55, oxford white w/cap
current mods:
Alpine 7861
hidden hitch
NO K&N filter...had to be different
more to come !
Oh yeah, special factory option : Door cracks !
