Bad american
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Joined: May 1999
Posts: 3,188
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From: Kansas side of the greater KC area
Count me in as a Bad American.
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2000 F150 XLT Reg. cab
4.6 Triton Engine
4x2 3.55 rear end gear
sliding rear window
automatic keyless entry
white styleside short box
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2000 F150 XLT Reg. cab
4.6 Triton Engine
4x2 3.55 rear end gear
sliding rear window
automatic keyless entry
white styleside short box
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Joined: Mar 1998
Posts: 1,719
Likes: 1
From: Blue Ridge Mountains, GA
Very Bad American Here. Agreed with them all. Too bad there are alot of spineless people in this country that let the boob-tube tell them how to think.
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1997 XLT Reg. Cab, 4.2L V6, 5spd, Superchipped, '99 Lightning Grill, '99 White Bumper w/Fog Light Kit, K&N Air Filter, Lund Deflector, Dash Mat, Clear Corner Lenses, Clear Tailights, MagnaFlow Muffler, Hellwig Rear Sway Bar, Edelbrock Shocks, Duraliner, Extang Saber Tonneau, Painted Tailgate Handle, Bell-Tech 2" Rear Drop, Amer. Rac. Atlas Wheels Clad in 275/60/17 Eagle GTII. Likes straightaways, loves twisties.
"If you're in control, you're going too slow."--Mario Andretti
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1997 XLT Reg. Cab, 4.2L V6, 5spd, Superchipped, '99 Lightning Grill, '99 White Bumper w/Fog Light Kit, K&N Air Filter, Lund Deflector, Dash Mat, Clear Corner Lenses, Clear Tailights, MagnaFlow Muffler, Hellwig Rear Sway Bar, Edelbrock Shocks, Duraliner, Extang Saber Tonneau, Painted Tailgate Handle, Bell-Tech 2" Rear Drop, Amer. Rac. Atlas Wheels Clad in 275/60/17 Eagle GTII. Likes straightaways, loves twisties.
"If you're in control, you're going too slow."--Mario Andretti
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Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 174
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From: Austin, TX
Bad American here. Great post!
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F-150 SuperCrew, XLT, 4X4, 4.6L, Ox. White, Med. Graphite 60/40, Towing Pkg, Offroad Pkg, 17" ORP rims, Moonroof, 3.55 L/S
My website
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F-150 SuperCrew, XLT, 4X4, 4.6L, Ox. White, Med. Graphite 60/40, Towing Pkg, Offroad Pkg, 17" ORP rims, Moonroof, 3.55 L/S
My website
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 601
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From: West Virginia
Well put me with the rest of you guys.....i am a bad UNDERAGED american that cant buy beer
thank god for older bad american friends lol
J/K Guys
good post
JJ
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97 4x4 Off Road Package 4.6l, Flareside S/C Dark Toreador Red
>17’wheels Bridgestone Dueler A/T’s
>True Dual Exhaust w/ 5’ tips
>Uniden XL510 CB
>Rear Blackouts
>Westin Stepbars (black)
>Lund Wiper Cowel
>Side Window Louvers
>K&N Filter
>Tinted Windows (5%)
>Ventshades
>Dual Antennas
>NEW!!Flowmaster Delta Flow Mufflers
www.f150world.com/southernthunder
'Better a sister in a ***** house than a brother in a CHEVY'
thank god for older bad american friends lol
J/K Guys
good post
JJ
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97 4x4 Off Road Package 4.6l, Flareside S/C Dark Toreador Red
>17’wheels Bridgestone Dueler A/T’s
>True Dual Exhaust w/ 5’ tips
>Uniden XL510 CB
>Rear Blackouts
>Westin Stepbars (black)
>Lund Wiper Cowel
>Side Window Louvers
>K&N Filter
>Tinted Windows (5%)
>Ventshades
>Dual Antennas
>NEW!!Flowmaster Delta Flow Mufflers
www.f150world.com/southernthunder
'Better a sister in a ***** house than a brother in a CHEVY'
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Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 158
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From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Hey 2wise4aGM & jb2001,
Email me @ jleinweber@lycos.com about the sunday night cruise thing.
Email me @ jleinweber@lycos.com about the sunday night cruise thing.
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by 2wise4aGM:
Hey jleinweber, sounds good on the sunday cruise but this weekend I'm heading to Ashern to help at the in-laws farm. But next weekend...just gotta check out your truck !
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Hey jleinweber, sounds good on the sunday cruise but this weekend I'm heading to Ashern to help at the in-laws farm. But next weekend...just gotta check out your truck !
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Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 25
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From: Corvallis,OR,USA
Damn that was beautiful!!! I agree totally with that list, except about the damn Taco Bell dog. I hate that little ****-ant.
The list definitely needs more added to it. I am so sick of being labeled the white male pig, just because I am proud and free. I would rather die than to give up my freedom or my children’s freedom.
A solute to all you AMERICAN BAD ASSES.
The list definitely needs more added to it. I am so sick of being labeled the white male pig, just because I am proud and free. I would rather die than to give up my freedom or my children’s freedom.
A solute to all you AMERICAN BAD ASSES.
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Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 5,116
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From: Houston, by way of every major city in America.
I am a BAD American too,just read my sig. It's full of gas wasting nasties,lol.
One you forgot;I do not feel obligated to hand out money,or one of my taxed to death(and very expensive) cigarettes,just because someone on the street has on older clothes than me
Oh Yeah,I smoke too! That makes me not only a BAD American,but an EVIL one as well,,,LOL!!
Right on! Ford4Fun!!
Oh,almost forgot,,,What do you think the Taco Bell tacos are made of??,LOL
,,,,,,,98
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98 F-150 4.6 Litre XLT2wd Ext. cab
Yokahama AVS/ST's,,too noisy
prarie tan/tan int.
K/N gen.II fipk
custom dual exh/gibson rectangle tips/rear exiting.
color matched snuglid
Superchip!!!
Clear front corners
Grillcraft grill insert
Speedglo gauges w/carbon fiber overlay,might paint it black
Stillen Quad light air dam,Sweet!!
Euro taillights
Cobra 75WXST cb w/weather alert
Kenwood cd w/Radio Shack speakers,and Soundstream P203e amplifier//Single 10" sub
Viper alarm
On the waywheels,tires,Proglass shaker hood,new leather seat
the monochromatic boogie is done,cool!.
Come see my new pictures@ www.my-f150.com
officialtomwaits.com
reverendhortonheat.com
WOW,what a cool site!
FENDER GUITARS ROCK!!!
I just wish it was lowered
[This message has been edited by 98SCREAMER (edited 04-21-2001).]
[This message has been edited by 98SCREAMER (edited 04-21-2001).]
One you forgot;I do not feel obligated to hand out money,or one of my taxed to death(and very expensive) cigarettes,just because someone on the street has on older clothes than me
Oh Yeah,I smoke too! That makes me not only a BAD American,but an EVIL one as well,,,LOL!!
Right on! Ford4Fun!!
Oh,almost forgot,,,What do you think the Taco Bell tacos are made of??,LOL
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98 F-150 4.6 Litre XLT2wd Ext. cab
Yokahama AVS/ST's,,too noisy
prarie tan/tan int.
K/N gen.II fipk
custom dual exh/gibson rectangle tips/rear exiting.
color matched snuglid
Superchip!!!
Clear front corners
Grillcraft grill insert
Speedglo gauges w/carbon fiber overlay,might paint it black
Stillen Quad light air dam,Sweet!!
Euro taillights
Cobra 75WXST cb w/weather alert
Kenwood cd w/Radio Shack speakers,and Soundstream P203e amplifier//Single 10" sub
Viper alarm
On the waywheels,tires,Proglass shaker hood,new leather seat
the monochromatic boogie is done,cool!.
Come see my new pictures@ www.my-f150.com
officialtomwaits.com
reverendhortonheat.com
WOW,what a cool site!
FENDER GUITARS ROCK!!!
I just wish it was lowered
[This message has been edited by 98SCREAMER (edited 04-21-2001).]
[This message has been edited by 98SCREAMER (edited 04-21-2001).]
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Joined: Aug 1999
Posts: 341
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From: waukesha,wi
here's one for you. got this in an email awhile back.
new bill of rights
we the sensible people of the united states, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid anymore riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, deluded, and other mentally-weak folk. we hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the bill of rights and are so dim that they require a bill of no rights.
article I: you do not have the right to a new car, big screen tv or any other form of wealth. more power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
article II: you do not have the right to never be offended. this country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone- not just you! you may leave the room, change the channel, express a different opinion, etc but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
article III: you do not have the right to be free from harm. if you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
article IV: you do not have the right to free food and housing. americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help antone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
article V: you do not have the right to free health care. that would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
article VI: you do not have the right tophysically harm other people. if you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
article VII: you do not have the right to the possessions of others. if you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen tv or a life of leisure.
article VIII: you don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. we hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like. however, we do not enjoy parenting the whole world and do not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.
article IX: you don't have the right to a job. all of us sure want all of you to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the oppurtunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
article X: you do not have the right to happiness. being an american means that you have the right to pursue happiness- which, by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the bill of rights.
whew to much to type.
new bill of rights
we the sensible people of the united states, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid anymore riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, deluded, and other mentally-weak folk. we hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the bill of rights and are so dim that they require a bill of no rights.
article I: you do not have the right to a new car, big screen tv or any other form of wealth. more power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
article II: you do not have the right to never be offended. this country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone- not just you! you may leave the room, change the channel, express a different opinion, etc but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
article III: you do not have the right to be free from harm. if you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
article IV: you do not have the right to free food and housing. americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help antone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
article V: you do not have the right to free health care. that would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
article VI: you do not have the right tophysically harm other people. if you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
article VII: you do not have the right to the possessions of others. if you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen tv or a life of leisure.
article VIII: you don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. we hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like. however, we do not enjoy parenting the whole world and do not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.
article IX: you don't have the right to a job. all of us sure want all of you to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the oppurtunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
article X: you do not have the right to happiness. being an american means that you have the right to pursue happiness- which, by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the bill of rights.
whew to much to type.