he just moved in a year ago. He hasnt really experienced the IROC yet though, but the few times I was home on break from school in the summer I drove it hard. After that he was talking to the other neighbors on what a punk I was. They came to my defense in "hes a good kid, he helps me out with my trucks and such". . silence

 

The Dodge is too fragile.

Didn't he read the box when he opened that little boy's toy? It said:

"WARNING: THIS DODGE TRUCK IS CHEAP AND FRAGILE! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE IT AS A REAL TRUCK!"

 

When I left for work today, he was airing up his tire and waved me down as I left my driveway. . .





"I clearly hit your mailbox, I'm sorry and if theres any damage I'll pay for it"



"ah, ok, cool"



"yea it was 6am"



"alright. I'll have my wind chime down when I feel like it"

 

The pictures just make me angry. Just because of his exhaust. WTF?...didnt someone go "Hey i think we forgot to bend one of the pipes?"

 

It would've been less akward if he had made is more comical and joked about the nice windchime. I bet he feels like an *** now.

 

I wonder if it's one of those "oh shoot, he knows so I better fess up" or a genuine "sorry, I goofed up". You'd think if it was the former he'd at least taken his tailamp pieces.

And roflololhahah @ the windchime

 

Wow! I wonder if he had any relation to this:

 

If you look close, you can see a guy's arm in the car Not a laughing matter IMO.

BTW, you can see skidmarks, I don't think the semi backed over the 'vette.

 

No kidding. That guy was clearly slaughtered in that accident.

 

also spot brain on the back of the trailer. . .DAYUM

 

Wow! Good eyes! I didn't even see that...

I thought it was the other way around... darn... I failed...

 

well, if you do decide to retaliate further, you may want to give the egg/milk mixture in the cowl idea a try, but with a slight modification: Add a few sardines & some butter, blend vigorously, and serve up vengeance...

Chances are, he won't notice it for a while (it could take days, or even a month or two, depending on ambient temperature) but when he does, he'll never be able to get rid of the smell...

 

A friend wanted to do this to a guy's car, and he wound up drinking some beer and milk, then throwing up on the guy's car.

Now that is gross smelling!

Nothin' like waking up to the smell of someone else's vomit in the morning.

 

man, that guys car only moved the axles. lol poor bastard

 

GROSS!!! Sad thing is, my fire station is about 5 miles from the interstate, so we get dispatched to A LOT of these situations