Subject: Kittens
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>> Little Suzy had a box of new born kittens that she was
>> trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign
>> 'FREE KITTENS', next to them.
>>
>> Suddenly a big line of big, black cars came up led by a
>> motorcycle policeman. The cars stopped, and Senator Obama stepped out
>> from the limo.
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>> 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the
>> box?' he asked.
>> 'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so
>> small, their eyes are not even open, yet.'
>>
>> 'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.
>>
>> 'Democrats' says Little Suzy.
>>
>> The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.
>>
>> Sensing a good photo opportunity, Senator Obama called his
>> campaign manager, and told him about the little girl and the
>> kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the
>> media there,
>> and tell everyone about these great kittens.
>>
>> The next day, Little Suzy stood on the corner with her box
>> of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign, and the
>> big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from
>> ABC, NBC, CBS
>> and CNN.
>>
>> Everyone had their cameras ready as Senator Obama got out
>> of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. 'Now, don't be
>> frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all these nice news people
>> what kind of
>> kittens you're giving away today.'
>>
>> 'Yes sir, 'Suzy said, 'they're REPUBLICAN kittens.'
>>
>> Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday,
>> you told me that they were DEMOCRATS.'
>>
>> Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.'

 

 

 

That is sooo perfect!

 

AWESOME

 

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