Florists (rant)
#1
Florists (rant)
I spent about $400 last month with these carpetbaggers. First they don't have half the stuff on their websites and second nothing nice is cheap. Ah I'd like that thing on page two for $75. "What is it you're looking at?.... Oh we don't have that but we can do this instead"
So on Tuesday I order Blue Hydrangeas for Saturday delivery to my Mom. Then the bastards call me today and say they are out of the Blue and want to substitute some Pink or "Pastel" ones instead. WTF is this!?!
I spent ten minutes on their website trying to find something good and finally decide these Blue things are kinda cool looking and now I get jail raped with some inferior garbage at the last minute.
So on Tuesday I order Blue Hydrangeas for Saturday delivery to my Mom. Then the bastards call me today and say they are out of the Blue and want to substitute some Pink or "Pastel" ones instead. WTF is this!?!
I spent ten minutes on their website trying to find something good and finally decide these Blue things are kinda cool looking and now I get jail raped with some inferior garbage at the last minute.
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#4
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#6
I used a florist once. I will never do it again.
I figured sending flowers to your girl freind at work was a sure thing.
When I got home she was waiting for me and extremely pissed. I guess the florist decided that they would send my valentines day bouqet with a singing card.
The web site said nothing about it?
When all of her freinds gather around she opens up the card and it starts playing the theme to "Green Acres".
I tried to tell her that it wasnt my fault, I let the florist pick out the card.
That seemed to only make the problem worse.
I just do it myself now.
I figured sending flowers to your girl freind at work was a sure thing.
When I got home she was waiting for me and extremely pissed. I guess the florist decided that they would send my valentines day bouqet with a singing card.
The web site said nothing about it?
When all of her freinds gather around she opens up the card and it starts playing the theme to "Green Acres".
I tried to tell her that it wasnt my fault, I let the florist pick out the card.
That seemed to only make the problem worse.
I just do it myself now.
#7