You bet I laughed. The practical joker know it all, takes one to the skull via,- precision squirrel fire. I seen the dog take a hit as well, - side of the stomach while laying on the deck all stretched out. She takes up quite a bit of room when she does that, - easy target lol. Thud! She just lifted her head up and looked where it hit, then at what hit her, then she looked at me, finally laid her head back down. She didn't get up lol. I think I got the blame that time. I could tell from the look I got. I've never got beaned yet, it's just a matter of time tho. Real close, the bill of my hat close.

Nail by Bird poops! That's disgusting lol. Felt like an acorn ? Must of been a previously constipated bird to drop a log as solid as an acorn.. Yuck, -messy on top of all that lol. What color was it ? You remember ? I would. - Maybe it was gooser ? You know, playing that , BomB Hiroshima type game with yuh, without your knowledge... At first anyways.

My poor truck was bombed by Bluejays in the past. Did you put out a hit on me ? Not kidding, those birds are mean and chased other birds away from the berry bushes, so they can have them all. Gives them the fricken runs big time! They don't get very far from the bush before cutting loose. My parking spot was right there unfortunately. At least I had a white truck, but keep in mind, they were eating berries.

 

Good morning.

 

 

Leave it to jbrew to write a disertation on bird poop!

 

Added oxygen to MawMaw's nitrogen enriched tires...hope I don't cause an explosion!!

 

 

Well, at least I haven't been pooped on. I mean literately lol.

Perhaps your encounter was with a flying squirrel ? Yea, BOMBS AWAY! Could have gave birth to what, - a milk dud from hell I expect.

Also, you missed an s above, -did you know ? Poop trauma, -it's nasty sh....

Reminds me. My grandfather use to varnish rabbit poops, then poke a hole and string them. Give it to girls in school as a necklace. Said it work great for awhile, except, well, - you know how girls chew on stuff....

 

Hey 88, you should start a poll for shocks and tire manufacturers.

 

Good Grief!

Dissertation, is that better. What a crock! LOL

 

I'm just glad it was a small bird and was not ill at the time. Just hope it doesn't bleach my shirt!

 

you can start one also on those topics....anyone can do polls now.....

but not this type...

 

 

Lets put a poll together on what type of polls we want.

 

I know just the poll guy to do it!

 

Waiting for my rental... Moog tie rods have to go back as the core