Good morning everyone, getting ready to go out and enjoy this hot day.

 

I don't even think about it.....and at this rate you and I are going to need walkers in our 60's.

 

You kids would not believe the aches and pain I endure with my knees and hip joints. I guess I am paying for a lot of stuff I did in my earlier life but Aleve helps to endure the pain.

 

Stupid birds were flipping out over a cat at 3:30 this morning......

Ticked me off big time...i had two hours left to sleep....

Got the pellet gun and went out and shot all of them including the cat.....

Daisy retrieved every one of them without any training.....that dog amazes me every day....

 

 

There is a big tree right out side my master bedroom. About 2 months ago there was this god awful bird that would start gawking around 3am. Sounded like some foreign extinct jungle pterodactyl mating call. I had no clear shot with the daisy without hitting the town homes across the way so I borrowed a co workers blow dart gun as not to arouse suspicion from the hippie neighbors.
I havent shot a blow dart gun since I was 12... missed the damn thing 3 days in a row... hard to see in the dark. 4th day I got a direct hit.

One thing I wasnt thinking about was a dart doesnt kill the bird. He flew in a spiral down into the neighbors yard making that god awful death cry. So I ran downstairs, jumped the fence, stomped on the bird, picked him up, jumped back over the fence and threw him in the garbage. Close call... but I got the damn thing.

 

Toyz lol. Your lucky you didn't get shot.

I can't imagine seeing some dude stomping a bird to death in my back yard while holding a rifle and in his skibbies, at that time in the morning.

Well, I have a old Red Ryder, it could get interesting....

 

Toyz, I want you to be my neighbor. These guys are boring.

 

Well, the neighbor on the right has Christmas lights still on EVERY night. Just in back all thru the fence and around his garage door. He's not so boring, pretty funny guy in fact lol.

 

Im allready getting ready for that phase... Or my slackerness is in overdrive. I asked one of my foreman to install one of those chairs you sit on and brings you up and down the stairs on the machines at work hahaha.

 

Yea Toyz on one side, 88 on the other and Bluejay across the road, since none of us like birds.

 

anyone watchin Idol?

 

I think I'm gonna need brakes soon. They are startin to grind a little when I stop. Damn, just when I was savin up for the plug job!

 

Sounds good. You bait em in, Ill shoot em down.

 

No problem, just put some cloths on before you rush in for the kill. I have kids here. Yea, bird stompin boots and the whitey tighties would be considered insufficient