There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for
The first time.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al , but I'm gunna wear
me Sum hot pink panties beefo I get on
dat plane."
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked?
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
Laying butt-up in a conefield, dey
gonna find me first."
The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floeesant
Orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down
and I be floating butt-up in the oshun,
dey can see me first."
The third lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any
panties........"
"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, "Dat's right, girlfriends, you hears me
right.
I ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey
Always look for da black box first."

 

 

hmm..




No thanks.

 

That is ****ing hilarious!!!!

 

good one..
Is the ice melting yet?

 

We usually get a small window in late August for a couple of weeks of open water, but by the second week in September, we're back into a flash freeze.

 

I just thought the cabin fever was building!

 

That was funnier than an episode of Moesha.......

 

ROFL!!!

 

LOL HER BUTT IS A BOX>>>>!>!> Oh wait thats not the joke