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so much for being the "girl next door"

 

And that's her story, and i'm sticking to it.....

 

I wonder if they all went back to Mary Ann's place and gorged themselves on homemade Coconut Cream Pies after they got high.....???

 

Do you really believe that the Professor could keep a battery operated radio working for seven years?

Everyone on the island was high.

 

i just realized my typo an I swear that calling the red-head Giner is not a Freudian slip

 

I think I'd believe that before I believed that 2 sailors went 7 years without getting laid.

 

they did live together... not that I'm saying that meant anything...

 

That's the only explanation. The Skipper sure did love him some "Little Buddy."

 

and Mr. Howell threw that money around to buy him some Hollywood Starlet and Country Bumpkin. That's the only way to explain why he still lived with his aged wife... he was getting some millionaire perks on the side.

 

I musta missed all these episodes you people are talking about.

I stopped watching after the episode where Gilligan's pet goat dissappeared and Howell was picking his teeth.

 

You should have came back for the 2nd half of that episode. The goat was found eventually. Mr. Howell had it in a dress and locked up in a pen on the other side of the Island. It followed him around like a lost puppy for a whole season.

 

Yep. And they almost got off the island until Gilligan screwed things up.

 

The ugly reality of what transpired once they were rescued....

Gilligan & the Skipper: The two were married in San Francisco by mayor Gavin Newsome. Soon after the pair opened a bath house and we later convicted of “crimes against humanity.”

The Professor: Became a drunkard in Juno Alaska regaling bar patrons with tales of his “brilliant island inventions.” Was beaten on several occasions by enraged winos.

Mr. and Mrs. Howell: Thurston sentenced to an Arizona medium security institution after strangling Mrs. Howell to death in a meth fueled rage. Once released became a seedy store front preacher and part time Toyota salesman Tijuana.

Mary Ann: Found the small town life a bore and then moved to Cleveland where she ran a so called “bed and breakfast.” Numerous arrests for pimping and pandering followed.

Ginger: Returned to Hollywood where she was informed by a famous director-- “listen you’re an old useless bag now.” She then committed suicide by ingesting obscene amounts of botox and chocolate.

 

I wonder what ever happened to the headhunters?

 

"A three hour cruise..." lasted so long because they had a really bad case of the munchies.

Tim C.