Dang shine you got it goin on

 

I forgot where I heard it...just have always found it amusing

 

haha girls are crazy, but the thing I love is that we can just go and post that on here and not really think twice about one reading it haha, we're basically almost all guys haha

 

Pretty sure that I am not almost...

 

So the wedding was fun after kelsey got about 3 jack and cokes at the recpetion it was fun we had 6 each at the recpetion. Then we went to the brides room and her dad had alot of alc. i had half seagrums and 7up and then i pourd vodka and 7up for kelsey but she gave it to me and then she made a her a jack and coke then i had some crown royal and 7-up...i was pretty close to throwin up lol but i didnt..

At the recpetion when i was sittin down kelsey just came up to me and shes like eskimo kisses is all you get to night...witch makes sence cuz she has a b/f but then i was sittin at the table she just started making out with me...and i was like kelsey... and shes like its my choice and kept makin out with me...then she kissed me when our song played...

When we back to the room at like 5AM we were layin there then she freaked out she got a cramp in her leg shes like DAVE DAVE!! message my leg!!! so i did then she fell asleep and slept the WHOLE night on my arm...its still numb!!!! she gave me one last kiss at the hotel...then when i walked her to her car she gave me one..last...kiss nothing special just a peak on the lips... and now shes gone with cory....

i think wed be able to hang out fine. im going to her college to check it out on weds. for there autos program... i told her will give it a few weeks before we hang out again...

But all and all it was pretty good...i saw a picture of that cory guy... hes pretty much what she descibed him... short chubby darker skined guy *almost mexican looking* but i do have some goals now...
1. chage my Go-T to just a beard.
2.Work out lose 20lbs by the end of the month.
3. go to washtanaw look at classes.
4.Be able to leg press 1,000lbs or more
5.Go to college in the spring/summer
6.Get ASE certified.
7. Get a good full time job.
8. Take kelsey back *Number 8 can happen anywere in this list but most likey after i lose weght*

 

So what is this....after i write about the wedding the thread dies? lol we still gotta make me less creepy or have you guys given up on me? and other people gotta have some story about other girls i shaved my Mustash and soul patch...have to say... i think it brings my creepyness down a lil bit ill post a picture as soon as i get one.

 

I think most people including me have given up because of this.
no matter what we say it isnt gonna matter cause until you get over her and ready to start looking for another girl nothing that we say really matters.

 

True, I know your young and up her a$$ but no chick is worth it, Remember the 3 F's

 

If you really want her. Knock her up, have a shotgun wedding, and let the rest of us pay for you to live happily ever medicaid/foodstamps.

 

There used to be five F's. Its getting better, you know the last one is getting there quicker now

 

HAHAHAHA That idea sounds like a winner!! yeah i know but i can find a new girl and who knows maybe kelsey will end up as just a memory in a drawer?

The 3 F's?? humm somthing tells me you cant tell me what they are on here but id like to know...

Yeah i know that im young and sayin that but if i found the right girl like i said im sure i could get over kelsey... and i do take your guys advice. Some more than others

*But the prob comes up again...IM CREEPY* and i have no idea why girls instanly think that about me!!! ive started losing weght guys ive alredy like 8 lbs in 2 days!!!! Been riding my bike around and Haulin **** up and down all the hills around here *they dont call it Farmington HILLS for no reason*

well im open to any advice thanks guys

 

I really don't see how you are creepy. When I was in high school, I masturbated daily and stole my buddys sisters friends panties when they stayed the night. If thats creepy, then I grew out of stealing the panties. You can buy soiled ones online...

 

Oh man.... Oh man.

 

F ind them
F them
F orget them


Some suckers need the 4 F's

F ind them
F eed them
F them
F orget them

Buying dinner's to get laid is for suckers

 

HAHAHA That makes you creepy? i thought you were only creepy if you got caught doing that haha

i cant see it either... im just a chilled out guy i never get mad or anything im super relaxed about everything. i donno what it is... i dont understand it i hate getting judged like this it pisses me off!!! im 6'4" 240 lbs and im 19..... how do i look creepy/ Come off as creepy... Just makes me mad... Thanks again for tryin to help and like i said before any advice is welcome

HAHA bout the F's Alot of times kelsey paided for my dinner so i was set on that!! and her mom always bought both of us food so it was a good deal... Her dad bought me food to but i helped him do stuff around the house Her dad was sweet and liked me and her mom hated me but she always seemed like she liked me...untill i left and she talked to kelsey behide my back....