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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 03:18 PM
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shave your head (bic, not stuble), shave the mustache, shave the beard. Leave the goatee and the soul patch only. You'll look like an even tougher Mr. Clean. She won't be able to keep from rubbing your head. No pun intended but if your lucky...
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 04:07 PM
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Great story

Originally Posted by Shinesintx
Treat a woman correctly, ask Christ intended us to. Why?




You may not like this being biblical, but if you listen to God, he will give you a helper that will make you the King of Your Castle. A Godly woman will not cheat on you. A Godly woman will treat you much better than you treat her. Your problem, is not with women, but the women you choose, and who the two of you worship together.

Just my .02, but hey what do I know...I married a Christian woman who loves Christ...oh yeah, she was a pom girl at the University of Texas for three years. She did not marry me because I was a STUD, she married me because I knew Christ.

For those who accept Christ, our Father has a helper (woman) for each of us. It is in mans ballbark how she treats us back. Remember, you get what you get.
I dont' believe the story of creation becuase it leads to incest
Adam + Eve = cain and able
cain + able = nothing
cain or able + mommy = population..........

but I agree woman is intended by the divine creator to be mans counter part.
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 04:26 PM
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Kelsey was a good lil Batist girl...Till she moved and started drinkin and clubbing...Now she never goes to church any more. So i had a good God fearing girl but she chaged...i go to church Almost.. every sunday..
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by shifty_85
Kelsey was a good lil Batist girl....
I am unfamiliar with this religion, google was no help either
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 05:35 PM
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Baptist* sorry i cant spell sorry... You know the southern baptist... pretty much all they talk about is YOUR GOING TO HELL UNLESS YOU LOVE JESUS YOUR GONNA GO TO HELL IF YOU DO THIS... THE ONLY WAY NOT TO GO TO HELL IS TO DO THIS..THIS AND THIS... OTHER WISE YOUR GOING TO HELL!

Sorry again for my spelling
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 07:41 PM
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LOL this is some good stuff.
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by shifty_85
i kinda wanna shave the beard and have the mustash with handle bars.
I would have to agree that this would not be a good idea.
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 07:51 PM
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Why thank you... So i just got off the fone with kelsey she still hasnt gotten a dress shes getting one 2 morro... She might come out friday after work *might=no* and help me trim up my beard and mustash... Then saturday she'll be here at 11ish... Kinda hope she comes ou friday night so it wont be that werid seein each other. Should be fun....

she talked like nothing was wrong or had happend... and talkd bout cory like he was just another friend.. She said " I havent been home or slept in my own bed in like 2 weeks" Shes stayed at her supervisors house for the past like 2 weeks....

Somethin tells me that her seein that cory kid 24/7 might mess with her.... Well next week sometime im going to apply to the college she goes to... and i said well ill still prob go ova after skool and party it up shes like wait till summer partys every day.

Her supervisor and people over his house say shes become an alchohalic.. she drinks like a FISH!!! she said "im not an alchohalic.. im a drunk Alchohalics go to meetings... And im IRISH!!!" So yeah will see how this ends up...
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 08:16 PM
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http://hs.facebook.com/photo.php?pid...subj=699570703

Thats what i look like right now... well i had about 10 shots of SOCO 70 before this picture but yeah..

Yeah im thinking of shaving my mustash and just having a beard and soul patch... What you guys think?
 

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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 08:55 PM
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This thread is getting really weird....
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 09:02 PM
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This thread is getting really weird....
x2! It's downright creepy!
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 09:19 PM
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lol Thanks guys...could you guys see that picture of me? Watcha think i should do??
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by shifty_85
I think you should learn how to link properly... LOL. And stop talking to this girl. You're going to get used more than a $2 *****.
 
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Old Mar 6, 2008 | 09:37 PM
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yeah sorry im tired... haha used more than a 2$ ***** thanks haha i cant help it im so used to it.... shes alredy been useing me for a while ive gotten over it Night guys!
 
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 02:07 AM
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I remember one night, I saw some girls spooning... so I asked them, "You want some?" The girls asked me what. I paused, and said, "Warmth..." They looked at me, puzzled. I then said, "I got castrated by a clown with a rather large meat cleaver." I walked away laughing.
 
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