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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 01:29 AM
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That's pretty funny.

Me, my best friend and another friend were on the way driving to Las Vegas (Never again, 3 grown men in a 2002 mustang gt). We were on Tx 287 going towards Amarillo. It was dark out, night time. There was a XXX **** store out in the middle of nowhere along the highway with the symbolic red XXX shining brightly in the night. Right next door was another sign for a store. It's sign shined the words Beef Jerky.

Yes, right smack dab next to the **** store was a Beef Jerky stand.

I wish I had taken a picture.
LMAO!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!

Am I the only one who's noticed the XXX store right there on I-35, southbound side, about halfway between Waco and Temple?.. It appears to be housed in a single-wide trailer.. LOL..

I just get a chuckle out of it every time I drive by...
 
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by TexEdition
LMAO!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!

Am I the only one who's noticed the XXX store right there on I-35, southbound side, about halfway between Waco and Temple?.. It appears to be housed in a single-wide trailer.. LOL..

I just get a chuckle out of it every time I drive by...
They pop up anywhere.
 
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 10:07 PM
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I'm pondering, should I take my one legged girlfriend, named peggy, dancing?
 
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 10:07 PM
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I'm pondering, should I take my one legged girlfriend, named peggy, dancing?
 
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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 03:03 AM
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I'm pondering, should I take my one legged girlfriend, named peggy, dancing?
Hip-hop club, she'll shred!!

 
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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 09:05 AM
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Couple of dumb ones I heard that I found amusing:

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a light bulb?









YOU DON"T KNOW, YOU WEREN"T THERE.











How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?








10 - 1 to change it and 9 to make a T-shirt about it.
 
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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 11:53 AM
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hey, i never said a strip club i would ever go to!! lol.
 
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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 12:02 PM
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My girlfriend has only one eye. She had a terrible accident while still a young child involving scissors and a 5K run. My question is this. Is cyclops an acceptable term of endearment?
 
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