If chicks with big racks work at Hooters, shouldn't babes with one leg work at IHop?

 

What do you call a ballarina with one leg????




































I lean

 

What do you call a man standing on his third leg?










































Erect

 

What do you call an oriental ballerina with one leg?



































Irene.

 

What do you call a fat ballerina with one leg?
























Ballarina

 

There is a new restaurant in town that specializes in hot dogs....it's called "wieners".

I'm afraid to go in there.

 

My grandmother used to pronounce wieners as 'veiners'. It stopped being funny when I hit puberty.

 

I would think it's a dog house. You know, one that specializes in Dachshunds.

 

It's not a Chinese place...

 

You don't know Schitzu. It's a German place.

 

...maybe it's really a strip club.

 

Wrong kind of strip club for me with a name like that.

 

He must live in San Francisco.

 

Oh man... I wish had the pic to put up here..

My sister and brother-in-law went to San Francisco on their honeymoon back in like 1991.. They have a picture of a marquee above a store that says..

"YES! WE NOW HAVE INFLATABLE SHEEP!!"

And they wonder why the rest of the country thinks SF is nothing but a den of iniquity..

 

That's pretty funny.

Me, my best friend and another friend were on the way driving to Las Vegas (Never again, 3 grown men in a 2002 mustang gt). We were on Tx 287 going towards Amarillo. It was dark out, night time. There was a XXX **** store out in the middle of nowhere along the highway with the symbolic red XXX shining brightly in the night. Right next door was another sign for a store. It's sign shined the words Beef Jerky.

Yes, right smack dab next to the **** store was a Beef Jerky stand.

I wish I had taken a picture.