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Old Oct 30, 2007 | 10:05 PM
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The Perfect Woman...
The Perfect Girl
only says 3 things:

1. I don't know, what do you think?
2. Baby, you're always right.
3. It's huge.

The Perfect Girl
believes all of the following:

1. Sundays are days for football, hot wings & no talking until commercials.
2. Dutch ovens are funny.
3. The toilet seat belongs up.
4. Your friends can watch.
5. My friends can join in.
6. You should have a mens night at least once a week.
7. I love to clean up after you, please don't clean up after yourself.
8. What's the towel for?
 
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Old Oct 30, 2007 | 10:07 PM
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Old Oct 30, 2007 | 11:15 PM
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If only there was.
 
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Old Oct 30, 2007 | 11:16 PM
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When you find the perfect woman, let me know how Elvis is doing.
 
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Old Oct 30, 2007 | 11:17 PM
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You forgot that she loves for you to buy parts for your truck, and that she insists on only owning two pairs of shoes.
 
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Old Oct 30, 2007 | 11:59 PM
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Trying out for Vader's spot there Z??



 
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 09:41 AM
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the perfect woman is like bigfoot.. it may be real but i highly doubt you'll find it.
 
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 10:02 AM
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The perfect woman would be more like a PC:

- Erasable memory
- Upgradable graphics card
- Upgradable chasis
- Loves more 'RAM'

 
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 10:25 AM
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 01:33 PM
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perfect woman

 
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 02:03 PM
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Am I the only one who doesn't want my friends to watch?
 
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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how about invites her girlfriends to join..
 
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by buckin150
how about invites her girlfriends to join..
4. Your friends can watch.
5. My friends can join in.
6. You should have a mens night at least once a week.
C'mon
 
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 04:01 PM
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^^^ i totally missed that one
 
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Old Oct 31, 2007 | 05:00 PM
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