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Sorry, no matter what I do I cant link the image...

It was a hot chick in a bikini and at the bottome it says "*****... Who needs companionship?"

 

Schedule the date and time, don't make plans. 30 minutes before the date, send her a text that says, Give me a ring when you're 18 and legal.

 

Ohh yea thats right she is a minor isn't she? Wasn't it like 13 or something.

 

Find out what she likes to do, and go do that. My g/f like to go for drives. Doesn't matter if its in the truck or the boat. Last night we took a drive down to the river to see the "flooding." #$%@ing water is down from normal.

 

Yep, if you watch alot of girls go from 110 lbs to 200lbs + with in the first 8-12 months of marriage. Sometimes they get pregnant and just dont lose it. but alot of them don't, they just gain. My only theroy is they are training for a big fight in Vegas or something.......

On the flip side, they'll carry that for 10-15-20 years and complain they cant lose it. BUT..... if something happens and they get seperated, suddenly before they are even divorced, they are down to 120 lbs with in a month or two.
I call that the Divorce Diet! It's a miracle!!!!!!

Then if you sit back and observe a little longer, they snag another sucker, they'll be 120 lbs for a couple of years or however long it takes to get him to marry them, then suddenly they are right back to thier fighting weight complaining they can't lose it. LMAO

Dont get me wrong I prefer a litel meat on the bones, maybe not 200 lbs but 120 is waaay to skinny unless she is 4'8".

 

Yea there is definatly alot of factors that go into play. From height to what kind of weight it is to how they carry it and where it's at.

I've seen a few pretty darn sexy 175 lbs women, but you'd never know it unless they told you.

I've got a friend that is 5'9" and weighs 158 lbs but wears a like a size 4. She is Ex military and still maintains her work out routine.
Yea shes got it all in the right spots and no fat what so ever and she likes to wear mid riff shirts and short skirts. . We worked together for a while and the company did a wellness program, when they checked our body fat we were both at 16% and some change.

It's not so much the weight, it's the shape of the weight.

 

IT is gonna be pissed.

I just spit DP all over my keyboard.

 

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Ohh dude, I've always been small.
My senior year of highschool, I was varsity wrestler 5'10" and weighing in at a whopping 112 lbs. I had to work hard, eat alot, and work out alot, just to maintian that. I could never get above 130 and stay until I was about 29 yo.
My 6 pack left long beofre that but I stayed flat. The last 2 years I'm having to be a littel more careful and balance activities. I dont know if I'm getting lazy and not doing as much as I use to or if my metobolism is slowing down. Now I fluctuate between 158-162, and starting to get a little bit of dunlap disease.

 

Uhh no, god no.

 

Slip her a mickey and send me the nudes.