[QUOTE=Net Wurker]How about this?

When she extendeds her hand, you grab her arm around the wrist with both of your hands, and start shaking it violently, like you are trying to shake her hand right off the end of her arm.QUOTE]

MILKSHAKE!

 

yah the problem is your left arm is crossing over the handshake, you need to go for her right breast. The one on your left. its kinda tricky b.c you have to go around her right arm thats shaking your hand, but its worth it. For the added bonus after shaking her hand guide her hand down to your dang-dang

 

I like to use two hands in a gentlemanly way, I've heard from some that women don't like to feel like they're shaking with a fish but don't want their fingers crushed either.

 

This is becoming very entertaining

 

My boss who is a man of small stature will rip your hand and arm off during a handshake. I've joked with him about it but he says his dad always told him to have a strong handshake. Myself I think he might be compensating for his small stature. Not sure but it really is a strange handshake.

 

wow this thread took a turn while I was typing!

 

Oh with a man all the rules change,,,I squeeze just a little harder and let them decide when we stop

 

Based on another thread here, not Sheryl Crow's if she only uses one square of TP . . . .

 

The thread is a "lady's" hand. Sheryl doesn't qualify...

 

Bryndon, is it proper to ask them to raise their arms over their head first?

I don't care so much about Tokyo, I'd be happy just to pick up the ball game.

 

May not be proper, but it sure makes for a lot more fun!

 

Sounds like my younger (adopted) brother. Small kid, and likes to squeeze as hard as he can.

 

Just to sorta be on topic, I've got a larger right hand mens ring, and you bet I've got to have a firmer handshake than the person opposite of me, otherwise my fingers hurt like heck!!

 

That has happened to me too, the fingers on either side of the ring get crushed.
I always yell out, "Damn woman, let go!"
It is embarrassing.

 

OMG you guys are crackin me up. I think from now on Im going to do a combination of everything that you guys mentioned...and more.

Ill start out with the gentle grasping of the palm but instead of gently kissing the top of her hand, ill get a mouth full of hootie-cans And since my left hand will be just hangin there, ill use it to get a quick pat/squeeze of the rear. Talk about the handshake of a gentleman