and Raoul and John Mayer made their way to meet the daredevil known as Zaairman. At this point, Raoul was all pumped up because John Mayer was serenading him allong the way. Raoul was no longer afraid of the daredevil known as Zaairman because....

 

he found out it was all a lie. Zaairman is not a daredevil living on the edge. He made up that story to keep Rauol and his dirty *** goats off his boat. By this time...and nobody knows how..but the entire crew was standing on the shore at the Lake of the Ozarks. Everyone had their boats and jetskis....



BREW

 

Parked at the docks, due to the fact that the lake is crowded with ocean yachts. Meanwhile, Zaairman was down at Table Rock Lake skiing and...

 

Except for PSS. He left those at the girlie bars he frequents. He kept them in safe keeping with someone named......

 

Cinnabuns....one of the "entertainers" at his favorite place but she needed extra tuition money so she.........

 

Offered to give his truck a "hot wax" at the next topless carwash in exchange for the latest copy of the Harry Potter book, as she needed it for her seventh grade book report, this was her third attempt to to graduate.

 

Eventually she did graduate and went on to write a best selling novel about...




BTW... who's going to put this complete story together?

 

Growing up in a trailer park, trying to make it big as a white rapper, years later a movie would be made about her life called 8 Mile starring Eminem.



that fat girl from Misery

 

She asked Brew if he was going to get her book and read it. He said, I don't know about that, I started the book I'm reading now about a month ago and I am almost to the second page. It may be a few years before i finish it but....

 

I will finish it, I promise...

Then, he looked at her and said, "What about that table dance?" She said, "Why take a table dance, when I can give you a lap dance for the same price?" Brew went into his wallet, and pulled out a crisp $3 dollar bill. The girl, not knowing this was funny money, began to dance eagerly on Brew's lap. Just then, Brew's wife walked in, and..."

 

one of the bystanders yelled, you're brew's wife? They allow same sex marriage in this state? then Brew.....

 

beat the hell out of Bluejay, because the "girl" dancing in his lap was actually bluejay dressed up in Drag. Hersh started to puke, Brews wife ran out and RP stood there...



BREW

 

quickly jumped up from the women he had no interest in, about that same time she realized the joke about being as queer as a 3 dollar bill. Brew ran to his mate who also owners an F-150 that is also queer. Raoul said, " why are leaving me for that Bi***", Brew replied, "because she drives the new Tundra"....

 

NOW THATS JUST F'n GROSS


BREW

 

Hold up one second......when did this story become fiction?