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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 10:53 AM
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Lets write a story

This place is B O R to the I N G lately and it looks like Jamzs photohack thread didn't spark up as much interest as he hoped for so Lets write a story. This hasn't been done in a while. You know how it goes, I'll start, you just add another line or two..

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I know this old dude from Texas, we all call him Blue for short. This guy is...




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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 10:57 AM
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totally in love with a beer swilling boat-sailing homo from 'Jersey...
 
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by BREWDUDE
This place is B O R to the I N G lately and it looks like Jamzs photohack thread didn't spark up as much interest as he hoped for so Lets write a story. This hasn't been done in a while. You know how it goes, I'll start, you just add another line or two..

Here we go:



I know this old dude from Texas, we all call him Blue for short. This guy is...




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the nicest, best lookin dude around so he..
 
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:00 AM
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the nicest, best lookin dude around so he..


doesnt count....D' beat you to my line...try again


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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:01 AM
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doesnt count....D' beat you to my line...try again


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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:03 AM
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totally in love with a beer swilling boat-sailing homo from 'Jersey...
But once he realized LT was a Homo, he decided he would keep save his love interests for texas ladies just like his Moma told him to, so...
 
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:04 AM
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Too slow old man!
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:06 AM
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But once he realized LT was a Homo, he decided he would keep save his love interests for texas ladies just like his Moma told him to, so...
so he called his buddy from iowa and asked him what he should do...he told him to get drunk and
 
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:09 AM
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so he called his buddy from iowa and asked him what he should do...he told him to get drunk and
he went to the club where he met this guy with a new 2007 Toyota Tundra Crewmax, and two of the hottest chicks he'd ever seen... Little did he know he had walked into Babydolls, and the two girls on the guy's arms were both strippers. Being a country boy, he'd never seen anything like that, so...
 
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Bighersh
he went to the club where he met this guy with a new 2007 Toyota Tundra Crewmax, and two of the hottest chicks he'd ever seen... Little did he know he had walked into Babydolls, and the two girls on the guy's arms were both strippers. Being a country boy, he'd never seen anything like that, so...
So he ran outside to grab his laptop...logged on to f150online.com and started a thread in the GD forum and asked for advice...they told him
 
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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So he ran outside to grab his laptop...logged on to f150online.com and started a thread in the GD forum and asked for advice...they told him

Dude, that's a nice laptop. What is that? A Gateway? A Dell?
 
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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So he ran outside to grab his laptop...logged on to f150online.com and started a thread in the GD forum and asked for advice...they told him


Ditch the truck, it's a POS, but keep the hookers, they will..



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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:16 AM
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Ditch the truck, it's a POS, but keep the hookers, they will..



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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:19 AM
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give you diseases
but this guy doesnt care. He is desperate for any hoopie whoopie and hes willing to take his chances...just like his buddy from iowa told him. So they get back to his "crib" and
 
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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 11:21 AM
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but this guy doesnt care. He is desperate for any hoopie whoopie and hes willing to take his chances...just like his buddy from iowa told him. So they get back to his "crib" and

The hookers start going at it with each other while Blue just sit there with...



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