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Originally Posted by welfare wagon
I've got got a box of rubbers and a new member, lets see how bad he wants to join F-150 online, Raoul where is your goat?
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Originally Posted by Budha05STX
Raoul answers, we ate him this morning......but Brew is around here somewhere, he'll fill in for the goat. So off they go looking for Brew so.......
so secretly, while everyone is off looking for Brew, Budha grabs mattineer, the rubbers and the goat and heads behind the barn. Ten minutes later....
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Originally Posted by BREWDUDE
so secretly, while everyone is off looking for Brew, Budha grabs mattineer, the rubbers and the goat and heads behind the barn. Ten minutes later....
BREW
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At this point, and surprisingly, Esq. Kobiashi comes in. In a Johnny Cochran-like manner, he asks the officers, "Did you have a warrant when you entered this home?" The police officers said no. All of a sudden, 6'9", 300+ lb Dzervit and 6'2" 322 lb. BigHersh walk in. They both had bats with 16 10-penny nails in them.
The cops, wide-eyed in astonishment went for their service pistols as the lights went out. There were about 4 hard crunches, and when the lights came on, three cops heads were busted, one cop still had the bat planted in his head, and Dzervit had a wierd looking bloody grin on his face...
LT screamed, What have you done??? Bighersh said, What happens in Jersey, stays in Jersey... Just then, Brewdude woke up and said...
The cops, wide-eyed in astonishment went for their service pistols as the lights went out. There were about 4 hard crunches, and when the lights came on, three cops heads were busted, one cop still had the bat planted in his head, and Dzervit had a wierd looking bloody grin on his face...
LT screamed, What have you done??? Bighersh said, What happens in Jersey, stays in Jersey... Just then, Brewdude woke up and said...
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Originally Posted by Bighersh
At this point, and surprisingly, Esq. Kobiashi comes in. In a Johnny Cochran-like manner, he asks the officers, "Did you have a warrant when you entered this home?" The police officers said no. All of a sudden, the Dzervit and BigHersh walk in. The both have bats with nails in them. The cops went for their gun, as they motioned, the lights went out. There were about 4 hard crunches, and when the lights came on, three cops heads were busted, one cop still had the bat planted in his head, and Dzervit had a wierd looking bloody grim on his face...
LT screamed, What have you done??? Bighersh said, What happens in Jersey, stays in Jersey... Just then, Brewdude woke up and said...
LT screamed, What have you done??? Bighersh said, What happens in Jersey, stays in Jersey... Just then, Brewdude woke up and said...
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Originally Posted by tomt
CREAM from the cops doughnuts
Brew was very perplexed by the sight he saw around him after he wiped off his face. He looked at Hersh and Dzervit. Dzervit then began chasing Brew around the house with the bloody bat, screaming.....
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Brew was very perplexed by the sight he saw around him after he wiped off his face. He looked at Hersh and Dzervit. Dzervit then began chasing Brew around the house with the bloody bat, screaming.....
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Originally Posted by Budha05STX
I'm gonna get you and that little dog too......but as they passed the beer bottle cap table, Brew stopped to........
tie his shoelace. As he bent over, Dzervit got him with the bat right in the a$$. Brew howled so loud that the.....
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
tie his shoelace. As he bent over, Dzervit got him with the bat right in the a$$. Brew howled so loud that the.....
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Originally Posted by Budha05STX
people in Tx could hear his pansy *** scream. To quiet Brew down, Dzervit duct taped Brew's mouth and..........
tie his feet together with his shoelaces. Fortunately Brew dances the bunny hop as often as he can, so he quickly hopped his way to the door and when he opened it he encountered....
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
tie his feet together with his shoelaces. Fortunately Brew dances the bunny hop as often as he can, so he quickly hopped his way to the door and when he opened it he encountered....
RockPick, with a reciept book. Coming to collect his past due moderator fees. RockPick quickly tried to undo the shoelace knot, but could not do it. He headed back to his truck for.....