Well 2 confirmed hot chicks and the other two I have not seen but are rumored to be just as hot as the two I have. Plus, the Tan Terror will be parked in my driveway 1200 miles or so away...

 

Tell me what it takes to be considered hot to a "fast bastard" F150 Online memeber?

Is it because she has a turkey leg in hand or maybe a box of chicken wings?

Duke

 

I'll tell you what I think.


They're great! [said in my best Tony the Tiger impersonation]

However, if you're getting them for your wife (I'd never fork out that kind of cash on a girlfriend), then DON'T GO CHEAP. That is not the thing to say, um sure malt o meal tastes like regular cereal so I'll save $10 and try that.

Cheap doctor = Really bad looking *****

For every real set, I've dated a fake set and I must say the fake set usually won out. I spent HS, college and the years after in two cities with girls where it became a fashion accessory to have fake ***** so they were not hard to come by. Right now life has blessed me with a girl with a real set that beat out all the fake sets. A real set that is really good....now that's just the best part.

Duke

 

Did the women actually go out with you or did they just hand you a fake set and say, "Here, have these home by midnight." ?

 

Sometimes I got to have them till 1am too!

Properly reworded....

For every woman with a real set, I've dated a woman with a fake set and I must say the woman with the fake set usually won out on the battle of who had nicer *****...

Duke

 

Ok I want a proper comparison though....

A natural C
vs
Someone who went from training bra to C

C being Perfect IMO

Both sets are equaly perky as well as equally shaped and sized.

Which is better?

 

Oh the natural for sure. Beyond a doubt. The only problem is around 23 that natural begins to sag and the location on the chest lowers.

A WELL done surgury that doesn't stretch the skin too much will end up being better past 23.

Duke

 

Gimme a natural C. but, I really prefer a D. C's only look good on skinny girls, to me. A & B cups are welcome, but not sought.

My body isn't perfect, so I don't expect hers to be... Besides, perfection doesn't always equal enjoyment. I've left hotels more than once with a dime piece on my arm, who left me wanting more as I gave the desk clerk my credit card.

I don't care if they are firmer than green bananas, and ripe as cantalopes, or if they've gone south for the winter and slide off her chest and rest on the mattress when she's on her back.

They'll still taste good in my mouth.

If I want that, I'll shine my rims up and start hanging out by the high schools.

 

Full C to full D.

I prefer the real thing. I've never had any hands on experience with the fakeys, but I've seen my fair share of them, and I think real ones win out. Don't get me wrong, a good set of store bought breasteses look Tony the Tiger great, but so do a pair of the real deal.

 

Daggone Bighersh I thought it was still a military obligation to help support the 'free buffet' lunches/dinners right outside the gates!!

I always love your mil stories.... and am :o to think I actually went to a strip club... what a wild time.... the NCOIC and some buds thought it was hilarious that I actually accepted their invite....

won't hijack this thread.... but DA#N!!!!

at first the "dancers" didn't know how to take me and the 4 fellas!!

 

What


Everyone knows that more than a mouthful is a waste...

 

You're thinking handful, I hope.

 

Nope, I got that one right...


Not to be taken 100% literal sense, though...I guess handful is a little more appropiate, but I've always heard it as mouthful.

 

I've heard it both ways. I figure more than either is extra helpings.

I love a good buffet. ( o )( o )