Oh, I understand your post completely, just didn't seem like something you'd say.

I mean, how often do you give "mad props" round here?

 

Very few and far between. I can't even recall the last time...

 

I agree women are like monkeys, they wont let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another.

Men are like flying squirls, we see a branch we like, we jump, hope we can fly, then hope you can land on it, then hope if we do that it can hold us. If all fails and we miss or it breaks..... there are plenty of branches below it.

 

You are awesome!

 

Nice analogy...
So I borrowed a friend's car to keep a low profiel, and I did a little "romance recon" (I don't like the word 'Stalking'), and she really was home alone last night (can see in the windows from the road, just her and her daughter), and she is home today...Her mom came over there for a while, but she didn't leave and nobody else came over, or they left pretty quick if they did...I don't know, Valentine's Day sucks when you get dumped like days before...I also checked up on her Baby Daddy, and that chump's car is at home, he's still out of town working...A lot of day left, though, and not heard anything from her yet, will keep you posted!

 

If youre gonna stalk her you might as well go knock at the door and see if your dang dang can get to the hoopie patch one more time

 

LMAO!

I didn't punch your honor, it was just a misguided firm pat that was placed on his face but meant for his shoulder. Honestly!

You get caught snooping and you're definitely out of luck. An adult conversation is in line here and much needed.

Duke

 

Exactly!!!!

or my way may work too depending on the girl

 

Nice one......

I've tried the "He fell into my fist" trick in highschool, principle didn't buy it either.

 

Well, I just got off the phone with her Baby Daddy, and he confirmed that they are spending a nice romantic evening together and have already done the nasty, yesterday and today. He was rude at first, but, thanks to F150 Duke, I remembered what the great Master Yoda would have done, and I told him that I would not fight him over a girl that is not with me and has no intentions of being with me, and he started talking like an actual person. He found out a lot from me, and I found out a lot from him, but, to Racergirl68's credit, when I asked if they were together, he said "I don't really know what we are, but we've been spending time together." Good call Racerchick68, my madd CSI skillz tell me that if she's dragging her feet on both of us, then she's testing to see who the better option is, and that means that you hit the nail directly on the head. Which, in a way, is cool, because you want to go through life making the best choices, I understand, but you shouldn't play with someone's feelings to find out. Oh well, guess all's fair in love and war, right? Back to the old drawing board. Would consider trying to get with Jessica () again, for our daughter's sake, of course ( ), but she tried to kill me when I came home late and called in to work a couple times because I had been talking to (and smelled like) Lindsey...Well, it's official, I got PWNED!
So, ladies, I am single, and real easy because I am on the rebound...

 

Nice work talking to the dude. I'm sure another nympho-hottie will be along soon.

 

Hey Pickup Man, I'm sorry dude. It sucks but you're a stronger man now, for having gone through this. Just PLEEEEEASE try, for your daughter's sake, to talk to Jessica and keep her calm. Let her know that you don't need a sexual relationship from her, but you do need a friendship for the sake of your baby girl. Everyone says "guys & girls can't be JUST friends" but yes you can, ESPECIALLY when kids are involved.

And, just for the record, if you were hittin my hoopie-patch and came home smelling like Lindsey, I would have issues too. May not try death, but would come close

Good luck man!

 

No disrespect towards pickup man but sometimes these woman need a stiff boot in the behind. They torment guys to the breaking point. Most woman are great but there are them few... banggggg, zoommm..

Jamz we woke up to another 22" of snow and i now have no where else to put it. I have hugwe piles on the sides of my drive from plowing and its not going anywhere soon i fear. Total snowfall for febuary is now at 66" just north of here they have over 11 feet so who am i to complain...

 

i feel for ya man as a guy who has full custody of my own son, i know what u are going through women can suck i fortuntlly found the right woman for me, but life sucked for a while. try talking to your daughters mom maybe.... just be strong for your own sanity

 

Update:
She got my clothes and things together and folded them up for me and gave me my things back. Of course, she conveniently 'forgot' a few things (like my really nice hat), and now is killing me trying to be friends with me. Says she still wants to talk about things, but there's not a lot left to talk about, I don't believe. Got mad at a couple of girls for trying to talk to me and cussed them and everything, and today, she kept 'accidentally" sending me text messages or emails that were meant for him, talking about their problems and stuff...She seems up to something, I hate this part of the game...