Nope, they come to me. And this worthless town doesn't even have a Shell station. Only Mobil, Phillips 66, BP, and a few off brands that use water as a gasoline substitute.

 

I'm married and my wife is pregnant. Obviously, I haven't just been 'sitting' at home.

 

Not you old timer.....the youngin in college.

 

...ahh but you do have an Applebees and a Steak & Shake... (and that Mexican food place that had food that was equivalent to a frozen dinner from the Wal-Mart Super Center (across the street from Applebees)).

Hey... I did notice that the BBQ place was shut down for remodeling... You need to check that place out more frequently -- GOOD stuff.

 

LMAO...

SEE!! Even my brain is failing.

 

I was going to go to the BBQ place the other day, and I saw that it was under remodeling. Bastards. And if I were to have an older g/f who would go to bars (all 2 of em in Rolla), I wouldn't sit at home with my thumb up...somewhere Hey, Big Louie's is like 20 mins away...

 

Wait 'till your kid is going into the first grade and taller than you. I swear I was never in Kentucky...

 

I say that you forgo your trip to ISU... instead, take a road trip via Hwy 72 over to the metropolis of Reynolds, MO.

There's no John Deere plant but, they do have a charcoal kiln as well as a railroad tie manufacturing plant. I'm pretty sure that the gas station sells beer (and meth). You should be golden...

 

ROFL

 

Crappy part about this drive is that about 280 miles of it are going to be on 63. My kidneys hurt already.

 

Kidneys hurt? You gotta pee or something? There will be absolutely NO drinking for you, youngun'.

 

No, the pavement from here to Jeff city BLOWS! The cracks are spaced just right in it to where the entire truck shakes when you hit them. Kind of like a pothole the width of the street. And no, no drinking and driving. We are VERY strict about drinking and driving here...

 

I went to college in Des Moines and was up there two weeks ago helping a friend move into his new house. It is insanely cold there now, so have fun. Also, 63 is boring as crud... bud you'll have that.

 

EWWW! that place lacks ummm well lets say goodlookin women!!

 

to be honest with ya there really isnt to many attractions up there this time of year, or anytime of year for that matter. suprise suprise...