ohhhh... Confessional jokes.... I have one.

One day the janitor was cleaning around the confessional booth when the priest stuck his head out the door and said " Excuse me son, but do you think you could possibly sit in here for a couple minutes. I have to go use the bathroom."
The janitor replied "But sir I couldn't."
"Sure you can. Nobody is waiting, and besides if anybody shows up just tell them to say 10 Hail Mary's"
Reluctantly the janitor agrees. Shortly thereafter, a young woman enters the booth and confesses. "Forgive me father for I have sinned. Last night I gave oral sex to my boyfriend."
The janitor thinking that 10 Hail Marys isn't nearly enough for something like this, decides to get a second opinion. He opens his door and sees an alter boy walking by and he asks him "Pssst.. what does the Priest usually give for a bj?"

"Oh... usually just a coke or a candy bar."

 

Don't be confused. I said good one Patman instead of Patrick to your joke you posted.:o

 

Confusion just comes with the age. Next thing you know I'll have forgotten what it feel like to only be confused.

Some people say that the mind is a terrible thing to waste, with some people I have met recently it seems more like the mind is a terrible thing to USE...lol

 

First of all, you're not old. Secondly, I agree with you 100% on the second part of your post.

 

I used to hear about people in their 50's being called middle aged...

But how many people live to be 100 (who even wants to)?

Heck, for most of us 35 is more like middle age.....lol

Age is just a number. I still work with my own business, and I will do so until I drop. I have posted about it before in the past so I won't do so again here, but I LOVE what I (we) I do for a living. I don't ever plan to retire, because as far as I am concerned I already AM retired!

LT ~ kinda miss the music game, and remember the thread with the photograph of that mobile home with the hole in the side? Shouldn't have been meeting like that but it WUZ fun....lol

 

What do you mean shouldn't have been meeting like that?

So let's get the music game going again. It was recently. Wait, which one was it? The one with matching a name in the title?

 

Good jokes all

 

Ya know, here on F150 Online late at night. SORRY, just kidding... No offense intended.

 

Absolutely no offense taken.

 

:wink:

everything about me is big, naturally just being from texas helps, but im 6'6" too

 

6'6"? I know, everything is bigger in Texas, right?

 

old pic, but you get the idea, slouched/leaning on truck

 

Yes, you are VERY tall. I'm so teeny.:o

 

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this picture?



do you think the air bag deployed?

 

Yeah!

Can you find the whole thread and bump it? We had a blast putting captions with it...