There's more than one Pat, Pat.

 

yah old man but she said patman, not pat, not patrick... I believe im the only Patman around here

 

How old you think I am? You don't have to look far to find it.

 

profile says 36 and i would have guessed 35-40

six years ago you were double my age

 

Not any more. Funny how that age stuff works now isn't it.

 

yah really funny 6 years ago i was 15 and you were 30....

and you are about 3 years too young to be old enough to be my father

 

Trust me, I don't reccomend having a kid at 18.

 

Sorry...I meant Patrick. Must have you on my mind.

 

Hey, don't make his head any bigger.

 

His head is big?!!!

 

I wouldn't know.

 

getting a little to familiar in here lol

 

i will take some...

 

OK.....

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to
me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

 

HUH ?????????????

Ya lost me somewhere in all this


30 + 21 = 51 I STILL got botha you put together beat by 6 years.

I've been married for 33 years, got wristwatches older 'n either of you, or both of ya put together!

...young whippersnappers!

(doesn't fit here but I like my lost golf ball and the cow joke!)