I feel violated...I laughed at plagiarized material.

Raoul..have you no shame.

 

Speaking of Steve Martin, from the same routine.....
He had a bit about the Mona Lisa being painted in one stroke.

"Splat! How's this?"

I thought that was funny, years later I was reading an old 1961 Playboy and the same joke was in there in cartoon form, even had Mona in the painting.

Steve stole before I stole from him.

 

And you think his theft justfies your's? Not hardly! You have moved from by good list, past my bad list, all the way to behind Odin!

 

In my defense I'd like to point out that over half the members here say things like, "...1979? In 1979 I was in diapers.".

Should we just let the great work of Martin die?
I can't type a bibliography at the end of each post.
I'm flushed, discuss this amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic. 'Plagiarism'

 

OOOOH the fear...right Raoul?

 

Hey Pudge, go back to your game. Let us work on this problem.

 

Jim called me "Pudge".

 

He's bluffing.
Besides, Odin is his hero.

He would neither lift me that high nor sink Odin that low.

I don't even think it is worthy of 'Bad List' placement.

Five dollars to a doughnut I'm just on his melancholy list.

 

You have doughnuts?

 

*sigh*

I hate being a diabetic.

 

This is crazy.
I plagiarize a joke while defending you, Kobi rats me out, vader is mentally violated and ashamed and you dole out swift and terrible justice.
Martin (the thief) is probably reading this and laughing his azz off and Odin is writing a tome about me as I speak.

I don't know who to hate.

 

Yeah, that would suck alright. I like my desserts and sweets. You need to remember that it could be worse though. Since you got diagnosed and have it under control, you seem to be doing much better.

 

Hell, just hate me. Most people do, and I think I know why.....

I've noticed that most people like to have things "sugar coated". Not this fat guy. I tell it like it is...and I dont care who I offend.

 

This is true, but I thought everyone missed "the old jamzwayne"?

 

Never sir.
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar for which I hold the highest regard and esteem.