I can let you use my clubs.

 

You should.

 

I drivethe cart, pass the beers and catch a little sun. So, yeah...I guess Ill call that golfing.

 

Not hardly, if you were a guy, that would be called whizzin in the wind. you need to play golf.

 

But I dont WANT to golf. Tried it a few times. Just not my thing. I can whack the crap out of the ball...just wish I could make it go where I want it to Stupid defective *****.

 

But learning to do that is the wonderfulness of golf.

what kind of work do you do?

 

Those lady Dunlops with the pink grips would look better in her hands, for sure.

 

Golf sucks. The only good part about golf is that you can drink beer and fly around on the cart. I say it sucks because I suck at it. Anything I can't play well..well it just sucks.

 

HA!

I said somewhat the same thing about 15 years ago.

All it takes is one (1) well struck golf shot and it becomes an addiction. It's a feeling like no other.



zip it Jim. If we say the word "pink" to much, UC will show up.

 

Lets you and me go golfing. We understand the rules better than these other guys.

 

You are absolutly correct about that feeling. Thanks for the faded red reminder.

 

No problem! I think we would have to get 2 carts. Cause I think we would both want to drive. That way we could race around the course drunk.

Then you could buy me a beer at the 19th hole. I'll buy the wings!

 

Jim, you'll appreciate this:



That's my old driver. A MacGregor M85W Eye-O-Matic. Persimmon Wood!!!!!
Six screws on the face. Total classic. The head of that driver is smaller than three woods of today. No offsets, nothing. You either could hit it or you couldn't.

It's funny how big driver heads are today. I have that old persimmon driver next to an older Cobra driver I used to use (back when that was considered oversize) and that's next to my current driver, a Cobra 400SZ. It's crazy, and it's not even the largest allowable size (It's 400cc) Even at 400 I still can't get used to looking at all that mass when addressing the ball.

I also included a pic of my newest club (which I got a year ago or so), a Titleist Vokey Design 56 degree wedge. Another classic design.


-- In response to the multiple mentions of drinking beer on the course - -


As for BEER while playing golf . . . it should be outlawed. The behaviour I've seen sometimes when playing a public course is reprehensible. Loud obnoxious behaviour, and driving golf carts around like they were race cars. No excuse for that crap.

 

Golf, golf, golf, golf, golf.

 

We're gonna get drunk and race carts. Wanna "play golf" with us?