Whats Your PROBLEM?
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Whats Your PROBLEM?
ok everyone has a problem..
whats yours..
now triton..mountianeer whatever its not another who do you hate and why? thread..
dont go getting banned yet again...
so ..whats your problem??
mine... lately mrs zap is a pain in the ***...(must be that time of the month )
ok now...
...zap!
whats yours..
now triton..mountianeer whatever its not another who do you hate and why? thread..
dont go getting banned yet again...
so ..whats your problem??
mine... lately mrs zap is a pain in the ***...(must be that time of the month )
ok now...
...zap!
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
I'm a horny sex addict, with an unhealthy fascination with ****.......
I knew this girl that had the same problem, this was many years ago. she went to sex addiction counsling, it was group therapy simular to AA. She was the only girl.
She met so many new people, she was exhausted.
When she told me this ILMFAO....
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Originally Posted by silversvt04
I knew this girl that had the same problem, this was many years ago. she went to sex addiction counsling, it was group therapy simular to AA. She was the only girl.
She met so many new people, she was exhausted.
When she told me this ILMFAO....
She met so many new people, she was exhausted.
When she told me this ILMFAO....
I have heard of these, I figured they were segregated in to two sexes. I never dreamed they would be Co-Ed!!!! Who wpild have ever thought, to go to a sex addicts meeting to pick up nympho's.
Why couldn't I have came up with this scam when I was single, I'd signed up in a heart beat.
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My wifes parents just divorced after 38 years of marriage. He was banging my mother-in-laws best friend like a screen door. The past few months have sucked. Find her a new apartment, move her, find another apartment, move her again. Now I need to find her a car because my wife's two sisters are worthless ***-clowns waiting for my mother-in-law to die to get 5 bucks.
Don't get me wrong, I like my mother-in-law but it is really shucking up my summer. Maybe next week she'll move in with us (and then I'll shoot myself).
Don't get me wrong, I like my mother-in-law but it is really shucking up my summer. Maybe next week she'll move in with us (and then I'll shoot myself).
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Originally Posted by zapster
ok everyone has a problem..
whats yours...SNIP...
...zap!
whats yours...SNIP...
...zap!
It's supposed to be like this:
The critical opening phrase of this poem will always be the grip. Which the hands unite to form a single unit by the simple overlap of the little finger. Lowly and slowly the clubhead is led back. Pulled into position not by the hands, but by the body which turns away from the target shifting weight to the right side without shifting balance. Tempo is everything; perfection unobtainable as the as the body coils down at the top of the swing. Theres a slight hesitation. A little nod to the gods. That he is fallible. That perfection is unobtainable. And now the weight begins shifting back to the left pulled by the powers inside the earth. It's alive, this swing! A living sculpture and down through contact, always down, striking the ball crisply, with character. A tuning fork goes off in your heart and your *****. Such a pure feeling is the well-struck golf shot. Now the follow through to finish. Always on line. The reverse C of the Golden Bear! The steel workers' power and brawn of Carl Sandburg's. Arnold Palmer!
DAMN IT -- Son of a *&#%$ M*#$%# $#^%$