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Old 08-14-2006, 11:11 PM
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Whats Your PROBLEM?

ok everyone has a problem..
whats yours..

now triton..mountianeer whatever its not another who do you hate and why? thread..

dont go getting banned yet again...

so ..whats your problem??

mine... lately mrs zap is a pain in the ***...(must be that time of the month )

ok now...

...zap!
 
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Old 08-14-2006, 11:18 PM
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Aw, you aren't really going to pick on poor litle mittenear now are you?
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:11 AM
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I'm a horny sex addict, with an unhealthy fascination with ****. My problem is I'm not getting laid right at this minute. It's a bloomin shame, a trajedy even. Mrs Mag is asleep on the couch. I guess I could sneak out......
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
I'm a horny sex addict, with an unhealthy fascination with ****. My problem is I'm not getting laid right at this minute. It's a bloomin shame, a trajedy even. Mrs Mag is asleep on the couch. I guess I could sneak out......
Mrs. Mag wouldn't happen to be UC?
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:21 AM
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Mrs. Mag wouldn't happen to be UC?
OH!!! My mind's eye has just been blackened with the thought of "Brokeback Ozarks".



Yuck.
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:24 AM
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My problem(s)?

Too many to list.
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:29 AM
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Two hillbillies billy Bob and Jim Bob star in Brokeback Ozarks.

An epicac love story, of two brothers who find thier way, while leaving thier poor sister LouAnne heart broke and confused.


 
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Old 08-15-2006, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
I'm a horny sex addict, with an unhealthy fascination with ****.......


I knew this girl that had the same problem, this was many years ago. she went to sex addiction counsling, it was group therapy simular to AA. She was the only girl.

She met so many new people, she was exhausted.

When she told me this ILMFAO....
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by zapster
ok everyone has a problem..
whats yours..
Obliviots.

People without a clue, nor any interest in finding one.
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by silversvt04
I knew this girl that had the same problem, this was many years ago. she went to sex addiction counsling, it was group therapy simular to AA. She was the only girl.

She met so many new people, she was exhausted.

When she told me this ILMFAO....
OMG I have tears running down my cheeks....

I have heard of these, I figured they were segregated in to two sexes. I never dreamed they would be Co-Ed!!!! Who wpild have ever thought, to go to a sex addicts meeting to pick up nympho's.

Why couldn't I have came up with this scam when I was single, I'd signed up in a heart beat.
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:17 AM
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Bi-polar.
I bark.
Shiny things distract me.
I like rodents.
I name bugs.
Tourrette's Syndrome.
I lick things.
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:25 AM
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My problems?

Currently unemployed

Gas is expensive

Truck not fast enough

 
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Old 08-15-2006, 01:16 PM
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My wifes parents just divorced after 38 years of marriage. He was banging my mother-in-laws best friend like a screen door. The past few months have sucked. Find her a new apartment, move her, find another apartment, move her again. Now I need to find her a car because my wife's two sisters are worthless ***-clowns waiting for my mother-in-law to die to get 5 bucks.

Don't get me wrong, I like my mother-in-law but it is really shucking up my summer. Maybe next week she'll move in with us (and then I'll shoot myself).
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by zapster
ok everyone has a problem..
whats yours...SNIP...

...zap!
I have a problem with my golf swing.

It's supposed to be like this:
The critical opening phrase of this poem will always be the grip. Which the hands unite to form a single unit by the simple overlap of the little finger. Lowly and slowly the clubhead is led back. Pulled into position not by the hands, but by the body which turns away from the target shifting weight to the right side without shifting balance. Tempo is everything; perfection unobtainable as the as the body coils down at the top of the swing. Theres a slight hesitation. A little nod to the gods. That he is fallible. That perfection is unobtainable. And now the weight begins shifting back to the left pulled by the powers inside the earth. It's alive, this swing! A living sculpture and down through contact, always down, striking the ball crisply, with character. A tuning fork goes off in your heart and your *****. Such a pure feeling is the well-struck golf shot. Now the follow through to finish. Always on line. The reverse C of the Golden Bear! The steel workers' power and brawn of Carl Sandburg's. Arnold Palmer!
But, it's more like this:

DAMN IT -- Son of a *&#%$ M*#$%# $#^%$
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 01:43 PM
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My problem is having to go from an 8 hour a day slacker to a hard worker in a matter of weeks.
 


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