awwww ""Blushes""

 

Ill ride the short bus with you. Im a little "special" myself.

 

Here's your short bus.

 

They cant prove a thing.

 

My sis wants me to move her furniture AGAIN. This will make the fifth time I've moved her since she got married two years ago. I have a bleeding hemmoroid from lifting a 350 lb concrete outdoor patio table top, and I can't do it. She raises all out hell. I told her she sounds like a hound dog after a rabbit when she screams. Hell, she don't care if my guts are hanging out, as long as her furniture gets moved. I've moved my brother exactly ten times. I think he and his wife are finally settled down now. Thank God. It sucks being a big brother with a truck. But that's what big bro's do I guess. I'm buying a damn car next time. Let them rent a uhaul.

 

Ok Doc, you got me beat. But does your MIL look like the old lady in the "Where's the beef" commercials. Mine does. Did I mention I hate cats.

 

No, my mother in law looks like an older version of my wife, which is one of the reasons I married my wife to begin with. My wife has those awsome runner legs and a smokin a$$, since that is what she did in high school and college...track and cross country. One of my uncles gave me good advice when I was 16:

1)Always look at the mother, there's a good chance that is what your spouse will look like.

2)Find a girl with small hands. If her hands are big, it makes your pecker look smaller.

 

Report?

what report?

...zap!

 

There comes a time when you have to tell your family to kiss your *** now and then. I've been with my wife since we were in high school (not married though till out of college). I've moved her and her mother at least 17 times in 22 years. Since I've been married, I've moved my MIL 8 times (included in the 17). When I built my house, we hired movers. It cost me all of $700 to go from our rental to current home. A steal if you ask me. I told my MIL, never to ask me for help again...she can hire movers like I did. I'm getting too old FTS.

If my sister raised ALL HELL after you've done what you have, I'd tell her she's on her own. Don't ask again. I do not like being the recipient of that much unappreciation. In fact, I'd say it takes quite a set of cahones to ask yet again.

 

1st problem, to much month left over at end of money

2nd problem, too much to do not enough time to do it.

 

Yeah, I would have told her that, except her husband is serving in the military overseas, and she's prego. I think she has post-pardom depression because she usually doesn't act like this. I told her I'd move her after I get better. I hate it, but she doesn't have anybody else to help her.

 

Well, that is a bit of detail I wasn't aware of. Prego makes a big difference. I'm assuming she cannot afford to get someone to do the moving. Do yourself a favor and wear a weight lifting belt or one of those lumbar back braces. Trust me, you only have one spine, if it gets screwed up, it's never the same.

Tell her to at least make you a ribeye dinner with corn on the cob a baked potato and shrimp kabobs.

 

Thanks for the tip. I wish she's make me a meal like that. I don't think she can cook anything but spaghetti though.

 

A-Okay here

 

Bwahahahaha - wait a minute, you mean I married the "Where's the beef lady lookalike" Oh crap.

Actually my wife is a good looking blonde. It's her family that is a bunch of whack jobs. I seem to attract women with whack job families. It just seems that the next one is screwed up more than the one before her.