Forget about Dog the Bounty Hunter... Sorry Dog!
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Forget about Dog the Bounty Hunter... Sorry Dog!
OK, as the board's "second" leading perv, I thought it prudent to alert the males on this board to a new group of hotties I found.
There is a new Dog in town... several of them to be exact and these biatches mean business.
Check out the soon to be new show....
Bail Chix
Check out the line up.....
Chix
I would let more than a handful of them slap thier handcuffs on me and call me daddy!
A few of them are a little to old, or anerexic/aids victims for me, but several of the others are fiiiine.
There is a new Dog in town... several of them to be exact and these biatches mean business.
Check out the soon to be new show....
Bail Chix
Check out the line up.....
Chix
I would let more than a handful of them slap thier handcuffs on me and call me daddy!
A few of them are a little to old, or anerexic/aids victims for me, but several of the others are fiiiine.
Don't let their beautiful and shapely looks fool you. Ranging in age from 25 to 65, these unique women are a tough breed. Some are former beauty queens, some are married and raising young children (soccer moms), some are grandmothers, and some are highly educated with degrees in criminology and psychology, and they all have one thing in common- they are professional bail agents and man hunters who take their work very seriously.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by CrAz3D
What about twelve 1's?...does that beat a 10?
...this aint poker, its women (or poke-her)...different rules buddy
...this aint poker, its women (or poke-her)...different rules buddy
I might would drop twelve 1's if I did see a perfect 10 and knew I had a chance. But even if a perfect 10 existed on this planet, then I doubt I'd have a chance so I'll stick with the twelve 1's if that was my choices.
But If I could drop three 1's for one 3, then I'd make that trade.
If I could drop any number for one of equal or more... then I'd do it.
Edited to add:
When you get to 6's then your in the top 1/2 anyway, so can start being more selective.
You've got to know when to hold em'
Know when to fold em'
Know when to walk away
and know when to run!
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Well honestly I have yet to see a perfect 10, so can't say from experince.
I might would drop twelve 1's if I did see a perfect 10 and knew I had a chance. But even if a perfect 10 existed on this planet, then I doubt I'd have a chance so I'll stick with the twelve 1's if that was my choices.
But If I could drop three 1's for one 3, then I'd make that trade.
If I could drop any number for one of equal or more... then I'd do it.
Edited to add:
When you get to 6's then your in the top 1/2 anyway, so can start being more selective.
You've got to know when to hold em'
Know when to fold em'
Know when to walk away
and know when to run!
I might would drop twelve 1's if I did see a perfect 10 and knew I had a chance. But even if a perfect 10 existed on this planet, then I doubt I'd have a chance so I'll stick with the twelve 1's if that was my choices.
But If I could drop three 1's for one 3, then I'd make that trade.
If I could drop any number for one of equal or more... then I'd do it.
Edited to add:
When you get to 6's then your in the top 1/2 anyway, so can start being more selective.
You've got to know when to hold em'
Know when to fold em'
Know when to walk away
and know when to run!
Are you using the american standard or the euro,yen?? Either way there is now way that any of those chicks are above 3 maybe 4 after a beer
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IMO, a few of them are SLIGHTLY better than average looking (a 6 on a 10 point scale). Maybe Melissa is a 6.5. The rest are 5 and under.
Viewers looking for eye candy will have many other shows to choose from.
Viewers looking for eye candy will have many other shows to choose from.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Stealth
Funny, I've seen plenty of 10's here in Texas.
On mine;
10 = 100% perfect. (total fiction does not exist)
5 = average
1 = anything above 100 lbs and below 200lbs but maybe not great looking.
0 = anything that does not induce involuntary gag reflex or vomiting.
The absolute best that I've ever seen on tv, movies, magazines (even after air brush), internet, lake, or anywhere.... The absolute best that I've seen in my life would be reaching to hit an 8.5 on my scale.
