"Thats just like a sore dik, you cant beat it"- when speaking of a good deal.

"So slick a fly would bust its *** if it landed on it"- when speaking of a well waxed car.

 

"Better keep the brass monkeys inside tonight" which is a tangent from "I's cold enough out there to freeze the ***** off a brass monkey!"

 

Pee good and shake it easy.....

 

Ha-ha....." Shake it more than 3 times and you're playing with it."

 

"you dont know come from siccum"

dont let your hole go dry

dont let your meat loaf

 

"Busier than a half-screwed fox in a forrest fire" (original uses different word)

Was always a favorite of mine.

Or when out 20 miles offshore fishing and feeling queezy from the booze the night before, "How about a warm beer and a cold bowl of pork fat?"