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Jul 3, 2006 | 06:29 PM

#16

PSS-Mag

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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!

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Originally Posted by 98Lariet4x4

And you still do not deny that some or all of those may apply to you... Hence, I submit the following theorum: PSS-Mag is a gigalo...

No I wont deny it, one does happen to apply.

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Originally Posted by 98Lariet4x4

he's like a Coke machine: 5 cents a pop...

Except I only charge if she stays all night. I hate making breakfast in the morning.

I'm a *****, I'm either cheap or easy, but I'm never both.

Jul 3, 2006 | 06:32 PM

#17

98Lariet4x4

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From: Louisiana

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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag

Except I only charge if she stays all night. I hate making breakfast in the morning.

I'm a *****, I'm either cheap or easy, but I'm never both.

Ever get some dames that are like the chicks from Deuce Bigalow?

Jul 3, 2006 | 06:40 PM

#18

PSS-Mag

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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!

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Originally Posted by 98Lariet4x4

Ever get some dames that are like the chicks from Deuce Bigalow?

Back in the day I had a few that could compete.

Jul 3, 2006 | 06:43 PM

#19

Stealth

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From: Burleson, Texas

He's dumber than a box of rocks.

Jul 3, 2006 | 07:20 PM

#20

Patrick@hmsga

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From: Metro Atlanta

"Old age, cunning, and treachery will overcome youthful enthusiasm, exuberence, intellect and ability in almost any given situation..."

Jul 3, 2006 | 07:25 PM

#21

lees99f150

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From: Susquehanna Valley, pa.

she's like the village bike, everyone's took her for a ride.

he could screw up an anvil with a rubber mallet.

Jul 3, 2006 | 07:28 PM

#22

KC-10 FE

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"You're about as useful as a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest"

KC-10 FE out...

Jul 3, 2006 | 08:26 PM

#23

PSS-Mag

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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!

I'm as happy as a toronado in a trailer park. (Mater "Larry the cable Guy" in Cars)

Just watched it this afternoon.

Jul 3, 2006 | 08:39 PM

#24

Odin's Wrath

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From: Hammer Lane

You could @%#* up a wet dream.

Jul 3, 2006 | 08:50 PM

#25

03fx4F150

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From: Long Beach, Ms

"Hey son hold my beer and watch this" after this saying he broke both front axles on his brand new 06 4wheeler.

Jul 3, 2006 | 09:00 PM

#26

Odin's Wrath

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From: Hammer Lane

While receiving poor advice, or unhelpful input...

"I'm screwing this monkey. You just shut up and hold the tail."

Jul 3, 2006 | 09:01 PM

#27

Budha05STX

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From: San Antonio, Tx

"I'd be embarrassed to have a cuñado (brother in law) like you!!"

Jul 3, 2006 | 09:16 PM

#28

lees99f150

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From: Susquehanna Valley, pa.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath

While receiving poor advice, or unhelpful input...

"I'm screwing this monkey. You just shut up and hold the tail."

while you two are screwing around, I'm saying "it like two monkeys *******ing a football"

Jul 3, 2006 | 10:28 PM

#29

vader716

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From: Pikesville, MD

Well tie me to an ant hill and cover me with jelly

Jul 3, 2006 | 10:39 PM

#30

Raoul

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From: the moral high ground

I'm gonna tear your arm off and beat you over the head with it.

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