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From: Houston, TX
Originally Posted by vader716
Well tie me to an ant hill and cover me with jelly
"Well I'll be dipped in sh*t and rolled in feathers!"
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by 98Lariet4x4
No, PSS, I'm saying that they are respectable, upstanding women of the F-150online community. . .
She's alright in a way, she just doesn't weight enough.
Slicker than cat poop (can't use the s*** word) on a butter knife. (never tried this but my dad liked the saying!)
I wish you'd have been born twins, I'd have drowned you and kept the other.
Last edited by wild-mtn-rose; Jul 4, 2006 at 02:50 AM.
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From: 34.509°N & 114.326°W
There was this old man we hunted with that used to ask us... "Ya hongry?"
I'd almost always say yes, because...well, I was hungry...
He'd answer back, "Well, catch 'em ongry."
I don't get it.
I'd almost always say yes, because...well, I was hungry...
He'd answer back, "Well, catch 'em ongry."
I don't get it.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by grandfather
You're a few bricks shy of a load.
Originally Posted by adrianspeeder
Never did get that one...
Adrianspeeder
Adrianspeeder
Originally Posted by Me
Your a few french fries short of a full happy meal.
Originally Posted by Me
Your missing the burger fries and drink to have a full happy meal.
Originally Posted by me
Your a few buckets short of a full cup of water.
Last edited by PSS-Mag; Jul 4, 2006 at 06:00 PM.
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From: North of Dallas, South of Frisco
My wife's cooking is do bad, we prayed after we ate.
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Man, your girl is a real sl*t. If she had as many dix sticking out of her, as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcuppine.
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Her booty is so big, that if you told her to haul ***, she'd have to make two trips.
More: Clicker
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Man, your girl is a real sl*t. If she had as many dix sticking out of her, as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcuppine.
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Her booty is so big, that if you told her to haul ***, she'd have to make two trips.
More: Clicker
Last edited by Bighersh; Jul 4, 2006 at 06:24 PM.
