Jerkoff Marine

Old May 17, 2006 | 09:45 AM
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Jerkoff Marine

So there's a Marine recruiter guy in a bright red Dodge Durango I see every morning on the highway. He drives like a complete a-hole; tailgating; swerving in and out of traffic etc. I know he's a Marine and I know where his recruiting office is. Anything I can do about this aside from marching into his office and giving him a piece of my mind? I respect servicemen but this is out of line.
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
... Anything I can do about this ...
Beat him up.
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 11:07 AM
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Compare his driving to another branch of the service....

Stick this on his windshield...
"You know Jarhead, I've seen better driving from a female cadet in the <enter other branch here>. Why don't you suck it up and see if you can at least get to her level of driving proficiency.

Let me help you out with the big words:

pro·fi·cien·cy: The state or quality of being proficient; competence."
That ought to tick him off.
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 11:14 AM
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Vader; you're a genious! I'm going to **** him off with window signage and hope he doesn't plow my Civic with his Durango.
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
So there's a Marine recruiter guy in a bright red Dodge Durango I see every morning on the highway. He drives like a complete a-hole; tailgating; swerving in and out of traffic etc. I know he's a Marine and I know where his recruiting office is. Anything I can do about this aside from marching into his office and giving him a piece of my mind? I respect servicemen but this is out of line.
let me know his recruiting station, city and building number, i will have my Masterguns give him a call and let him know that he is a ahole driver and he has got complaints, i bet that will change his driving habits, i hate to see other Marines make the Corp look bad
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 12:09 PM
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Just get his plate number and call it into the DPS or state troopers office. Define his driving habits to them and include the term "road rage". I'm sure they'll get to him sooner or later.
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 12:13 PM
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Bigtruck311 - Where have you been? Havent seen you around much on the boards....
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 12:17 PM
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Just call his office and tell him to knock off the chithead driving tactics or you will call his supervisor to complain.
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
Vader; you're a genious! I'm going to **** him off with window signage and hope he doesn't plow my Civic with his Durango.
Well listen spanking....I didnt say it was smart...besides if you are driving a Civic you probably deserved to be cut off....
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 03:12 PM
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Is it a government vehicle with a blue and white plate?
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 03:43 PM
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Is it a government vehicle with a blue and white plate?
Nope; personal vehicle covered in Marine stickers.
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 06:15 PM
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You guys have way to much free time.
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by tbizzle
You guys have way to much free time.
Jealous?
 
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Old May 17, 2006 | 10:39 PM
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Put on an Navy uniform and whoop his butt in front of his office. The shame would be more than enough.

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Old May 17, 2006 | 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Wookie
Put on an Navy uniform and whoop his butt in front of his office. The shame would be more than enough.

Joe

Easy, easy, we don't want to drive him to suicide with shame, just correct his driving style... Besides a marine getting whooped by a squid is not unusual in my Navy...
 
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