Jerkoff Marine
Jerkoff Marine
So there's a Marine recruiter guy in a bright red Dodge Durango I see every morning on the highway. He drives like a complete a-hole; tailgating; swerving in and out of traffic etc. I know he's a Marine and I know where his recruiting office is. Anything I can do about this aside from marching into his office and giving him a piece of my mind? I respect servicemen but this is out of line.
Compare his driving to another branch of the service....
Stick this on his windshield...
That ought to tick him off.
Stick this on his windshield...
"You know Jarhead, I've seen better driving from a female cadet in the <enter other branch here>. Why don't you suck it up and see if you can at least get to her level of driving proficiency.
Let me help you out with the big words:
pro·fi·cien·cy: The state or quality of being proficient; competence."
Let me help you out with the big words:
pro·fi·cien·cy: The state or quality of being proficient; competence."
Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
So there's a Marine recruiter guy in a bright red Dodge Durango I see every morning on the highway. He drives like a complete a-hole; tailgating; swerving in and out of traffic etc. I know he's a Marine and I know where his recruiting office is. Anything I can do about this aside from marching into his office and giving him a piece of my mind? I respect servicemen but this is out of line.
Just get his plate number and call it into the DPS or state troopers office. Define his driving habits to them and include the term "road rage". I'm sure they'll get to him sooner or later.
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
Vader; you're a genious! I'm going to **** him off with window signage and hope he doesn't plow my Civic with his Durango.
Originally Posted by Wookie
Put on an Navy uniform and whoop his butt in front of his office. The shame would be more than enough.
Joe
Joe
Easy, easy, we don't want to drive him to suicide with shame, just correct his driving style... Besides a marine getting whooped by a squid is not unusual in my Navy...



