Obviously a new boat owner.

Yea ask me that in few months....

This weekend, left with boat & jet ski.... met a few people with 2 more boats... ran into antoher aquiantance with his boat. At this very moment I have 3 boats and a jet ski that I now get to work on to have fixed and running for our next adventure in 3 weeks. It's all small stuff but just enough to render them useless. we are looking at right around $1000-$1500 between the 3 in parts to get them all going.
The other guy that we ran into is taking his home to work on it..... After we spent 30 mins on the bank jerry rigging it with materials that we had so he could use it this weekend.

Welcome to boat ownership....

 

Dragstrip? It's a truck; not a racecar Trucks can go fast to... Just not yours.
Up a hill? I bet I can pull more up said hill - Right with your little 6 banger...Any day
Mud Puddle? Not likely, Yeah I forgot those are 31's arent they!! Holy crap You've got me beat by negative 2 inches
Looks Better? If you're a woman - Some people just have crappy taste... Like you
Sounds Better? Doubtful. Its funny that you think your I6 sounds better than a V-8 with an exhaust that is worth more than your entire truck LMAO.

Wanna climb some boulders? Lets play! Anytime

 

I almost bought one but stuck with the 4x2 instead as the 4x4 I looked at was used and was an as is deal and couldn't afford a new 4x4 so I'm stuck witha 4x2 for a few more years yet.

 

I got a 4x4 becouse I wanted to play in the rocks. And no, its not a truck.