Automatic Call Distribution Systems!!!

Jeezuz Harold Kriest! All I want to do is follow up on a freaking maintenance/repair ticket- but I gotta go through thirtyleven long-***, don't talk to me queues, before I can reach who I need, only to get transferred again.

Freaking PC repair techs....


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>>> Postal.

 

When I had a problem with my new computer, everyone I talked to was a foreigner. They do not understand Texan. I spoke to several different nationalities, looks as if they could have a call directed to an English speaking person if the call is coming from Podunk, Texas. they never did get my address correct. Thank goodness we have a diligent FedEx guy.

 

Same thing as last year. Tree-hugging-mineral-water-drinking-limp-wristed-gerbil-packing-flip-boys and the rest of the crybaby public. I pretty much am still annoyed by everyone and hate most. If you thought this post was insensitive, odds are I hate you too.

 

Bengay on my *****

 

The fact that the left joint of my jaw is currently tense and hurts every time I open and close my mouth.

 

women that don't swallow......

 

That excuse for a human being living in the white house. How much time the "news" dedicates to Tom, Angelina, Brittany, and the rest of the zombies. Iran sitting on a sea of oil, but they need nuclear reactors for power. A metal staple in my chinese take-out the other night. Cat puke on that nice rug, not 3 inches from the tile floor. Cell phone talkers on my commuter train. Reality TV. I could go on and on and on......I need a margarita!

 

 

 

werd.

 

Where you been boy? Bout time you chimed in.

 

What pisses me off?

The fact that twice now there have been protests over the rights of ILLEGAL immigrants, involving thousands of them and the government never even tried to round the ignorant,disrespectful bastards up. No, I'm not racist. I just think this is all a bunch of BS. Do it legally and don't come across the border and head straight to the Social Security office for a card then to the Welfare office.









If they're so proud of their country and hate ours and what our government is doing, then go the hell home and fight for your rights down there!!!

Sorry, but BigHersh asked.

Donning my flameproof suit...

 

People who disrespect the President of the United States...think you can do a better job? Run for office and make a change, otherwise, shut the hell up.

Illegal immigrants

Wealthy celebrities that flaunt their miniscule (by their standards) charity donations

People who say "I support the troops, not the mission"

People who voted for John Kerry...

People who STILL have John Kerry bumper stickers on their vehicles...get over it.

People who don't believe in God

Scientologists

Abortion rights advocates and their stupid bumper stickers

Environmentalists who complain about the cost of oil

hypocrites

Homosexuals who sit at starbucks and brag about being homosexuals, like anyone needs to know

Pretentious college kids at anti-war rallies who think they know whats going on

Their parents who know whats going on (yeah right)

People who pretend to know what the troops want/need. You don't know, liberals!

People who want a secure and safe U.S. and call themselves democrats

John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Alan Colmes, anyone on CNN and the media

 

Excrusiating (sp) Pain...... OUTCH!!! Where's my tetnis shot?!?!

 

I'll bet you will be voting for Hillary...

My answer is idiots and morons like Hillary and Billy slick *****, didn't inhale, didn't stick it in, didn't do a damn thing for 8 years in office Clinton...