I bet he won't have to ask his next girlfriend twice.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191766,00.html

 

Yea cause Bubba doesnt cook....he'll end up being the girlfriend anyhow

 

I would just about kill for a grilled cheese sandwich right now..........

 

Damn, she was a hard learner!
Stubborn as a dead mule you might say..

J/K


Is it just me or for that kind of energy, wouldn't it have been much easier for the lazy bum to just make the sandwich himself???

Personally I don't lift a microwave until wife has begged me for a few days. If she doesnt get aggrevated and move it herself after a couple of days. Then I'll do it.

 

It's amazing what hunger can do to you.

 

How in the hell do you throw a microwave on someones chest, stomp on them and bash their head into the floor, accidently??

 

Well......do you really wanna know or were you just making a statement???

edit: Hi Rosie!!!!

 

So, if I said I really wanted to know could you tell me?? Is this personal experience speaking here??

Hi Budha How is your night?

 

Well....it was a long time ago, back in my........court sealed document days. Hi.....my night has been eventful to say the least.

edit: how are you doing this fine evening?

 

Same stuff different day here. What's been so eventful this night??

 

Reminds me of one too.....

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?
















Nothing, you've already told her twice.

 

That happened about 1 hour from where I live. I used to work down there on a medical helicopter...that place is crazytown! Crap like that goes down there all the time, not sure if its the water or what, but I definately got my share of trauma while working there!