sorry to tell you this... but checking out anything to do with another Johnson and enjoying it is very ghey. Even if that enjoyment is laughter about "the good ole days in high school"

 

I dont know what kind of "football" or "baseball" you play but I played football and never ever felt the need to play grab *** with anyone. But than again, I never played the kind of "football" where it is common practice to go around grabbing another males *** either, makes me wonder what else you guys like to grab.

 

Dude, the bottom line you should take from all this is to be as apologetic as possible and swear it won't happen again. Grovel, a little, if necessary. Or, if that route humiliates you, turn the blame to him... "Well I was just standing around, next thing I know, Joe X is doing a pole dance on my hand. I told him to stop, but he didn't, so pushed him away at the closest convenient spot to my hand, which just happened to be his a$$." Sounds plausible to me...

 

just claim that he is upset because he came onto you and you turned him down.

 

We also called it a Quarterback Sack too.

At one time it got so bad that every guy walked around at all times with thier hand or a book in front of thier junk to protect it.
I just used a pencil....

 

I always stuck to a rubber band and a thimble...:o

 

Yea, this would be a good time for some serious a$$ kissing......

Oh wait,


Nevermind.

 

Damn I can't believe you guys have never give another fellow player a pat on the ***.



Its all good until the guy looks at you and winks and licks his lips.

 

...And that my friends is how Ryan met his current boyfriend

Gee i hope i dont get harrassment charges for that LOL:o

Disclaimer...i was only kidding

 

Maybe the other guy was shy. Discreetly ask him if he would like to pat you on the behind. If not just bend over a little, point it at him and give it a good hard slap, just to show off how firm it may be. I think your luck just may turn around.

A nice addition would be to shout out
"who's your daddy"

A pair of buttless chaps may be another nice touch.

Whatever you decide, stick with us here at the forum and we will help to guide you through it. We're on your side, just not in front of you.

 

I've played football since 7th grade(now 12th) and an *** slap isn't gay or anything when your practicing or playing in a game. It's just a way of saying good job. It was always a slap and not any "cupping" involved. Now i'm not sure what situation you were in when the slap occured but if it didnt have anything to do with sports then you shouldnt have done it. That is kinda weird if you did that but lets hope it wasn't.

 

Bwahahahahahahahaha

I have tears running now. That was so funny!

 

now in all seriousness, have you ever slipped on your way into the locker room shower and as you fell accidentally touched another mans p-n-s with your lips ?

sorry just had to

 

lol...one of the best one's today....lol

 

I wonder if this guy was playing that "crop dusting" game instead of smacking some a$$. Either way, it's still gay.

Edit: Crop dusting is #13 on FHM's greatest games of all time. "Part schmoozing and part dry-humping, crop dusting is when you rub your package against people for points. It's that blissfully simple. Girls are two points and dudes are five. Dust with your pants down down and get 10 more. Drop your junk on a celebrity and that little brush with fame earns you 20."