Holy Sexual Harrassment
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From: Somewhere in the EU
Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Speak for your own butt. Yours may be giant, mine certainly isn't.
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Originally Posted by Raoul
Ok, this is getting blown way out of proportion.
I'm sure if we were all together we would give each other pats on the behind, wouldn't we?
It would just be a big cricle...a giant butt, slap fest.
As far as the school suspension, can't you just deny it?
Isn't it his word against yours?
Is there a red mark on said butt?
Even if there is a mark, deny, deny deny.
He doesn't have eyes in the back of his head, does he?
You shoulda just said he had a bug on him or something.
I'm sure if we were all together we would give each other pats on the behind, wouldn't we?
It would just be a big cricle...a giant butt, slap fest.
As far as the school suspension, can't you just deny it?
Isn't it his word against yours?
Is there a red mark on said butt?
Even if there is a mark, deny, deny deny.
He doesn't have eyes in the back of his head, does he?
You shoulda just said he had a bug on him or something.
all of the questions...
okay 2 scenarios:
QB pats the WR after the huddle, before the play.
QB pats the WR after the game when they are both naked in the shower... and the QB is sporting wood.
team bonding or secksual advance... you be the judge
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by kobiashi
I'm still trying to figure out what someone's reference to "racking someone in the junk" means.
This thread is gettin scary.
This thread is gettin scary.
I think it means to kick someone in the nuts. But hey, I'm not "up to par" on all this new age slang.
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From Urban Dictionary.com:
Rack = To injure oneself in a gruesome manner in which the ********* are crushed and/or have much pressure applied. It is common for all onlookers to burst into spontaneous fits of malicious laughter.
Junk = The male genitalia
Last edited by jamzwayne; Mar 2, 2006 at 03:55 PM.
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From: LA- Lower Alabama
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
I have, and you better hope your wearing that sum-bish too.
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From: the moral high ground
Originally Posted by rltripp
We had a few freshmen that played on our varsity football team......we ALWAYS made sure they were "protected" before they hit the field
I had a note from my mom:
"Raoul is wearing all of his gym clothes today, including that 'thing' from the sporting goods store.
sincerely,
Mrs Obaganzee"
I didn't get to play football. The coach cut me the first day. He let me down easy though, I'll never forget his words:
"Raoul, you ain't big but, you're slow."
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From: Somewhere in the EU
Originally Posted by Raoul
. . .
sincerely,
Mrs Obaganzee[/i]"
sincerely,
Mrs Obaganzee[/i]"
Originally Posted by Raoul
I was born in the Province of Kham in SE Tibet. My father was the crown prince of the third region under the 12th Dalai Lama. We were very rich from the Borax and chromite mines in our region. As a young child, my family was forced into exhile by the communist Chinese. We escaped to Burma and eventually made our way to the US. My father worked as plumber and before he died he made me promise to someday return, take my rightful place upon the throne of all of Chomo Langma and never forget that I am,
Raoul Obaganzee Dharamsala Salween.
Raoul Obaganzee Dharamsala Salween.
Fess up!
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From: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Originally Posted by Raoul
We agreed to drop all but the Obaganzee by the time I got to high school.
When I was in middle school the kids called me Raoul Salweenie.
When I was in middle school the kids called me Raoul Salweenie.
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From: Somewhere in the EU
Originally Posted by vader716
How long have you been holding on to that quote? 
Well done....bravo
Well done....bravo
I wasn't saving it. I was sitting around wondering where Raoul would have got the name "Obaganzee from? Was there a famous (infamous) Obaganzee in history? So I did a search of Obaganzee and this is what came up . . .
Raoul, you're famous!!!!
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From: LA- Lower Alabama
Originally Posted by J-150
yeah... you enjoyed the check, didn't you?
nevermind, I can't think of a way to describe it that doesn't sound gay. I'll just say that the person doing the checking had no physical contact with said "cup"