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Old Jan 13, 2006 | 03:51 AM
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Talking Tonights funny. . .

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Show this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
 
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Old Jan 13, 2006 | 09:39 AM
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So that is what happened to me.........BEER.
 
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Old Jan 13, 2006 | 10:12 AM
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I just emailed that to my wife. We'll see if she thinks it's funny!!
 
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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 02:49 AM
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HA! Beer my ***. I don't believe that beer makes you have sex. I think the women are putting somethng in it. Probably that damned 'seductress198' test additive. Beer making you have sex is like .......I don't know. Give me another beer. I'm horney..
 
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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 09:47 AM
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I feel so dirty, so ashamed. I'm sheduled for execution September 23rd 2006.

I had so many plans and dreams as a single man. I didn't even realize it was happening until I showed up at work with low fat yogurt. I had some very supportive guys here help me throught he hardest part... acceptance. I've been learning to live with my affliction. I've even taken up a new hobby. I believe single men still call them dishes...

Be careful men! These women are sneaky... you'll never know it happened to you...

 
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Old Jan 20, 2006 | 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by closer9
I feel so dirty, so ashamed. I'm sheduled for execution September 23rd 2006.

I had so many plans and dreams as a single man. I didn't even realize it was happening until I showed up at work with low fat yogurt. I had some very supportive guys here help me throught he hardest part... acceptance. I've been learning to live with my affliction. I've even taken up a new hobby. I believe single men still call them dishes...

Be careful men! These women are sneaky... you'll never know it happened to you...

. . .Dead man posting. . .
 
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Old Jan 20, 2006 | 01:23 PM
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I feel so dirty, so ashamed. I'm sheduled for execution September 23rd 2006.

I had so many plans and dreams as a single man. I didn't even realize it was happening until I showed up at work with low fat yogurt. I had some very supportive guys here help me throught he hardest part... acceptance. I've been learning to live with my affliction. I've even taken up a new hobby. I believe single men still call them dishes...

Be careful men! These women are sneaky... you'll never know it happened to you...


The worst part is it doesn't end with the execution ....I was executed and have been a ghost for 7 years now. At least I think I'm a ghost...I'll have to ask my wife when I get home if I'm a ghost or a zombie....I'm not certain anymore
 
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Old Jan 20, 2006 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by closer9
I feel so dirty, so ashamed. I'm sheduled for execution September 23rd 2006.

I had so many plans and dreams as a single man. I didn't even realize it was happening until I showed up at work with low fat yogurt. I had some very supportive guys here help me throught he hardest part... acceptance. I've been learning to live with my affliction. I've even taken up a new hobby. I believe single men still call them dishes...

Be careful men! These women are sneaky... you'll never know it happened to you...

At least you won't have to worry about who's buying the beer anymore.
 
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