I read the entire link and couldn't find anywhere what the recommended "maximum safe speed for use" was.

I wouldn't want to get killed while utilizing that.
What would it say on my tombstone?

 

"Raoul...a man who loved to bull schitt...only to die by a little schitt while taking a schitt........ain't that some messed up schitt?"

 

That's the funniest GD thing I've read on here in a long MFing time.

 

Gosh dude, if you're going to take over the world, you're gonna need a better sig.



That just isn't going to work. Besides, when I first announced my candidacy for President my TM was "Get out of the way" so that's not gonna cut it.

You need to start with something understated and simple . . . also lose the flames . . . too violent. You want to win the hearts and minds of the people. Something softer and benevolent is in order.

You can start with this until we have time to come up with something really cool:



For your coronation, you need to go totally full blown-out spectacular.

I recommend you re-enact something along the lines of Jacques Louis David's masterpiece "The Coronation of Napoleon I" which is in the Louvre.



It depicts Napoleon crowning himself in Notre Dame. You should hold your coronation at Notre Dame and have everyone dress exactly the same, yourself included. Image here is everything.

I can help you take over the planet (shouldn't be too difficult as people love to be led). I'll just need a few concessions from you, the details of which we can work out later.

 

uhhhh....

I object.....

stopping this now before it is too late.

if there is gonna be one supreme ruler I'll be filling that position.

 

Actually, I'd be best for the job, but I haven't got time for such nonsense.

After me, it doesn't matter who does it. I don't care, as long as I get my concessions. Bill went for it first so he gets my help . . . unless of course you can prove yourself more capable (or eliminate your competition) in which case you'll get my support.

The thing to keep in mind is, as ruler of the world, your "job" is always going to be challenged. And this isn't something you're going to get "fired" from. Losing this position usually means losing your life in the process. Being behind the scenes is much more fun, and safe. You might wish to join me as one of the silent people in the background.

 

Well having Vader as my figurehead as already prepared me for such life.

The Sith only allow one master and one apprentice and the roles are changed by death alone. I'm prepared to prove Bill unworthy....

Bring it.....

I await the challenge.

 

VADER, VADER, VADER!!! You get my vote sweetie!!!!

 

I'd rather be the power behind the throne. It'd suck having to replace one of you guys for not staying on script though.

 

see what puttin in a little time with the night shift gets you.

 

Bill does a fine job of proving himself unworthy without a lot of help.

 

Kobi:
Great Sig.....Unfortunately....it depicts my Grandfather (I am actually William III)....as for the concessions....I am sure we can work something out....all great leaders have even greater advisors.....and I am sure your services will be well appreciated....


Vader:
...no need to feel threatend by my advances....afterall...we do tend to see eye to eye on many issues here....but if you feel that you are compelled by some "force" to challenge my leadership....well....we will just have to move forward with some sort of duel......course I would be against any duel which would end in death....for whoever won (I am quite certain it would be I)....would be an a great disadvantage with the lose of the other....so I would propose a duel which the "loser" would not perish from our story....but instead concede to the winner and move towards a positive reconstruction period....

 

Such wisdom, all from a broken throne. Bah humbug!

 

Why you feeling so blue....Blue......?

 

Just feeling normal. That is where the name came from. A few years ago, when I first got on the net, I swapped lots of blues music, and my name starts with a J. So, when I am blue, I am just right!