I do believe you have the man pegged.

Vader, you have mail.

 

it was actually by telegram.... I'll send another.

 

That's what I mean.
The Man is always holding me down.
Rules and Limitations.

"And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that, me working for you

Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign"

 

Well....I have to protect my investments....so I might as well let you know up front that urinating on my FX4 would only lead you to a life of misery and pain.....

 

Isn't it reasonable to ask that you not stop your investment where I have the urge?

 

I guess that is a fair question......I would guess that I would have to agree with you and your urge....I guess that I could assume that my FX4 would be known to the world that it is mine....thus would lead me to assume that one that has the urge to urinate would probably be well advised that it would not be wise to urinate on the world leaders truck.....

....which would further me to lend to you a reitteration of my first statement:


....now my question to you is....would you be willing to take the chance of urinating on the world leaders vehicle.....a vehicle which he would be occasionally using for "recreational purposes".....thus could be considered as a "gene pool".....

 

A world leader's vehicle is a possible bomb target. Especially a leader as contovrsial as you will be, so I would not want to be close enough to **** on it. I can shoot a stream, but even that would be too close.

 

How would I be controversial?

 

I can see that are going to be unflexible about this issue so, I'm not even going to bother asking about Number Two.

 

If forced to ride in it, how could you stop from having to go, under those circumstances.

 

A World Leader such as wstahlm80 would surely have optional equipment....
http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

 

I do miss the days when you were able to give the finger to an idiot driver on the road without getting shot. I miss the days when, if you had trouble with people in traffic and wanted to, you could pull to the side of the road and fistfight without wondering if he was going to pull a pipe or gun on you. I miss the days that it was considered odd when a car accident involving two same aged males didn’t end with a round of boxing. Or females in a cat fight. I miss the days when spanking little Johnny on the **** for misbehaving in the grociery store didn’t cause a slew of people to grab the cell phone and dial 911. I miss the days of watching regular television and not seeing all of the gay stuff on TV. There’s really only so much of the cartoon channels I am willing to watch with my kids. Sorry to go off, but now I am hot!!!…

 

"Would you legalize Public urination?
If not, what's in it for me?"

I tend to agree Raoul. I got arrested pissin' in public last year after a very long night at the bars. Didn't help that it was on the rear bumper of a cop car either...ouch! That one cost $$$!!

 

By openning your mouth.

 

I will take this into consideration just for you Raoul....