I have a light up blow up Santa Clause that stands about 8 feet tall outside in the front lawn for decoration a long with my other Christmas lights, and I keep the lights on all through the night. I got up this morning around 8, and went to go outside to turn the lights off, and looked over to my right and saw that Santa has been cut in half!!! By the looks of it, looks like someone took a knife to it and cut it in half. Looks like no Santa this year kids, sorry! RIP Santa!

 

thieves and vandals need to die a slow death, I despise them

 

I told you....neighbor hood kids are the devil.

 

Just look at what they did to your deer!

 

HEY!! Oh wait, im 19 now. I think you're right.

Hey Neighbor, sorry to hear about your loss!

 

God I love living in the country!

 

Me too!!! Worst thing that happens out here is loosing a mail box every now and then, most of the time it is the snow plow that gets it though. That problem has been fixed though. I burried a 6" sch40 pipe 4' in the ground and mounted it on that. They hit it once two years ago and now they make sure to go way out around it.

 

The note left next to Santa said, "Your Next"

 

Hahaha I bet the whole service team at his dealer pulled a drive by.

 

I havent even had that problem.
When we were teenagers one of my friends, who was also a neigbor and family friends, put brokeneggs in our mailbox one summer, and dead opposum another time for a prank. I put dead frog heads and a huge live black snake in his for revenge.

Dad had a problem with some mailbox bashers for a little while, but then he welded together a non official mail box out of 1/4 cold roll and welded it to 6" well casing. Anchored that 18" deep in the ground with a cement form. If they are using a wooden bat it will shatter the bat. God help them if they are using an aluminum bat.

Edited to add:
Since dad put that one up at his place a year ago. No one has bashed it. LOL

 

That was Bill Ford's bonus for this year- causing your some grief after all you caused them


It probbaly popped, the one my mom always put out popped last year.

 

Popasantaphobia

 

One of my light-up blow-up ACLU lawn figures was missing last night for a while, but now he's back. Could there be a connection?

MR

 

alien abduction.

Now they are taking Santa too!

He probably popped when they tried to give him the **** probe!

 

Triton might have run it over and not even have realized it.