Hal Moore: 395 men to face an enemy of undetermined size and strength.
CSM Plumley: Well, if they get close enough to kill us, we'll be close enough to kill them.
Hal Moore: You got that side-arm, think you might want to get yourself an M-16 Sergeant Major?
CSM Plumley: Time comes I need one, there'll be plenty of them lying around sir.
Hal Moore: Well, let's go do what we came here to do.
CSM Plumley: Yes, sir.
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Did you watch the deleted scenes? The guys were talking about Moore & Plumley. This one guy said- "So what do you think about this new helicopter unit- with the new CO & CSM" The guy said- well, if the sergeant major is easy, then it'll be easy. The 1st guy said- Well, the Sergeant Major's name is Plumley. With a candy-@ss name like that, it should be easy.

Guy #2: Well, we're ***** out of luck because I was stationed with Plumley in Germany.

Dude: Oh yeah?

Guy #2: Yeah, Sarge was in our unit, he was a big & tough, the meanest looking SOB you've ever seen. We had this butter-bar 2nd Lieutenant fresh out of West Point. He wanted to see what kind of men he had, so he ordered us to put our greens on, and display all our medals. Sarge came down and didn't have his on. Lieutenant ragged his @ss right in front of everybody, and sent him back up there to put all his ribbons on.

A few minutes later, Sarge came back down, naked as a a jay-bird, but around his neck he had the Congresional Medal of Honor. Lieutenant saw that medal and he knew exactly what kind of man Sarge was.

Dude: And that was Plumley?

Guy #2: No, that was Sergeant McDougle

Dude: Well, what the hell does that story have to do with Plumley?

Guy #2: Because Plumley, was McDougle's boss; and McDougle was scared *****less of Plumley...

 

I keep telling people that it is the best scene in the movie, but because I got deleted, no one has seen it. I made my wife watch it, but she didn't get it.

oh yeah....it was 2 Medals of Honor

 

If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: ****
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u **** im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say ******* lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ****
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

 

boy i missed them Army days,

 

i missed that scene. Time to pop in the DVD and check it out.

 

ha ha ha that was awesome.
Its in the deleted scenes. titled "the lake"
I must have missed that when i watched it. like all 25 times.
"Return to Camp Holloway" brings a tear to your eye.

 

I found another old one saved in my email.....


You Might be a Soldier If....



All your possessions are military issue.

Your kids recite their ABC's phonetically.

Your kids call their sandbox "NTC".

You have pull-up bars outside the kitchen door.

Your daughter's first haircut was a flattop.

Your kids pull fireguard.

Your newborn's first words were "all OK Jumpmaster".

You always back into parking spaces.

You have to look up your parents phone number, but can dial the CQ, SDNCO, company, battalion, and brigade with no problem at all.

Each page of your vacation atlas has two routes marked.

Your kids call the tooth fairy "Slicky Boy".

Your son fails the third grade, but tells everyone he was a "phase three recycle".

Your favorite author is Mike Malone or Tom Clancy.

When your kids are too noisy, you yell "at ease!"

You don't own any blue ink pens.

Your leave always occurs during the last week of September.

Your wife's "high-n-tight" is more squared away than your Commander's.

You keep a box of MREs at home and in the trunk of your car in case of emergencies.

When talking to relatives by phone, you end the conversation with "out here."

You refer to your spouse as "Household 6" or "CINC House."

You've seen Patton enough times to memorize his speech.

CNN is your favorite program.

You call the Post Locator instead of Information to find your friends.

You take the family camping with no tent or sleeping bags.

The only time you and the spouse eat without the kids is at the unit "dining out."

Your kids can speak three languages by age eight.

The only suit you own is your Class A uniform.

You carry your pager to the shower.

Your vehicle is registered on post and in two different states.

You convince your spouse that all ten of your guns are necessary for home protection.

You have more money invested in TA-50 than in your car.

You tell your kids to go to bed at 2100 and they try to explain that it's only nine o'clock.

The allotment column of your LES has more entries than the entitlement column.

No one understands the stories you tell because of all the acronyms.

You can explain the Gettysburg battlefield better than directions to your house.

Your kids know the words to "she wore a yellow ribbon."

Your two-year old calls everyone in BDUs "daddy".

The phone book lists your rank instead of Mr.

Your spouse hasn't unpacked the good china for twenty years.

Your monthly BAS goes to the mess hall.

You ruin the movie for everyone around you by pointing out the unrealistic military scenes.

You live on post so you can hear reveille every morning.

TO BE CONTINUED..........

 

Your family calls you "Sir."

All your jokes begin with "there was this soldier, a marine and an airman..."

You feel compelled to get a haircut every three days.

All of your shoes are military style, except for one pair and that pair is your running shoes.

You are convinced that coffee is a nutrient.

Your home town is convinced that you are a foreigner.

Your first impressions of civilians are that they all need haircuts.

All of your underwear is colored OD Green, Brown, or White.

Civilians exercise and you conduct PT.

You feel guilty about leaving work at any hour.

All of your friends wear dockers.

You only wear those dorky military glasses or the geeky aviation glasses.

Your kids categorize other kids as either military brats or civilian slugs.

The phones in your home resemble the standard military version.

You answer your phone at home by explaining that the line is unsecure.

Your spouse owns several military cookbooks published by family support groups.

Half of the mementos in your house are from Korea or Germany.

Your newborn must attend the newcomers' orientation briefing within the first 30 days.

Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are light green and loam.

You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed tactically.

You make your children clear housing before they go off to college.

You require your mechanic to replace the sandbags on your floorboards as part of a tune-up.

Your POV is equipped with blackout lights.

Your kids call their mother "Household 6."

Your kids volunteer to pull air guard on the school bus.

Your doorbell sounds off with the current challenge and password.

You have sector sketches and range cards posted by every window in your house.

You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thanksgiving Dinner.

Your kids show their meal cards at the kitchen door, except the oldest, who is on separate rations, and must pay for the meal.

You make your daughter sign out on pass on Prom Night.

Your kindergartner calls recess a "smoke break."

Your wife takes a "knee" in the checkout line at the supermarket.

You do your "back to school" shopping at the U.S. Cavalry Store.

Your kids salute their grandparents.

Your kids get an LES with their allowance.

Your grandmother won "All American Week" and "Best Ranger".

Your kids initials are AR, FM, TM, or DA.

Your pick-up has your name stenciled on the windshield.

Your kids are hand-receipt holders.

Your older kids call the youngest one "Cherry."

Your wife keeps Mermites in the china cabinet.

Your wife left you and you held a "Change of Command" ceremony.

You call your in-laws the "Slice Elements"

Your dog's name is "Ranger".

You decorate your Christmas Tree with Chem Lights and Engineer Tape.

You've given your children an Article 15.

And if you understood all of these expressions.

 

Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?

A: You shout out, "B-52"

 

Did you hear about the new French Army tank? It's lightning fast ! It has 16 reverse gears and one forward gear - the forward gear is in case they are attacked from behind .......

 

ABSOLUTELY GREAT!!!! I'm laughing so hard.... and blushing as I think I've done a few of these.... just gotta change the wife to hubby!

thanks I needed a good laugh

 

Hey zoocrew, I haven't seen you in a long time.



Military Comparisons of the Word "sucks".


An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 15 kg. pack on his back,
5 kg. weapon in hand, after having marched 15 km, and says, "This sucks."

An Army Airborne Ranger stands waist deep in the rain with a 25 kg. pack on his back,
weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 30 km,
and says with a smile, "This sucks just fine!"

A Special Forces soldier lies in the mud, 40 kg pack on his back,
weapon in hand, after swimming 10 km to shore, crawling through a swamp and
marching 40 km at night past the enemy positions,
says with a grin, while biting the head of a snake "This really sucks, I wish it could suck more....."

An Air Force Pilot flying over the battlefield, the rain is pouring down,
looks down at the soldiers below and says: "Sure sucks down there!"

An Air Force officer sits in an easy chair in his air conditioned,
carpeted room and says to his friend, "Man.. Cable's out! This sucks!"

 

These kids probably don't know what the sign says but it's true.

 

I'll have you b$tches know that the USAF NEVER retreats... We simply retire to our 5 Star hotel for cigars & c$cktails until the weather improves and CE builds us a fully functioning tent city. We usually leave the conflict to the Army before we need that tent city but that's not important right now...

That's pic with the Iraqi kids is tooooooooo funny...

KC-10 FE out...

 

How true, for me...
________________________

You always back into parking spaces.

When your kids are too noisy, you yell "at ease!"

You've seen Patton enough times to memorize his speech.

You ruin the movie for everyone around you by pointing out the unrealistic military scenes.

You feel compelled to get a haircut every three days.

Your home town is convinced that you are a foreigner.

Your first impressions of civilians are that they all need haircuts.

You feel guilty about leaving work at any hour. (I got over that one.)

Half of the mementos in your house are from Korea or Germany.