Today is Hi-jack/off topic day.....
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by SAJEFFC
OMG!! I've been reading this thread all day and it finally hit me...did anyone really look at the title? (look at the middle of it) 
What are you smokin'?
Come on Bro don't be stingy... Puff puff pass!
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by SAJEFFC
uh nevermind. Guess it just struck me as humorous thats all. 
But we are 7 pages into it now. Little bit of a delayed responce.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
Hi Jack 
So who is Jack?
...Could somebody please tell me who Jack is...
...Hello...HELLO...
...Beuller...Bueller...
So who is Jack?
...Could somebody please tell me who Jack is...
...Hello...HELLO...
...Beuller...Bueller...
Get to know Jack
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Yea, here he is...
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Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced four children named Dip Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and since her kids were living with her she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of Noe's four children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens had four children named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, and Bull. Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
Family history as recorded by Crock O. Schitt
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Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced four children named Dip Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and since her kids were living with her she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of Noe's four children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens had four children named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, and Bull. Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
Family history as recorded by Crock O. Schitt
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Originally Posted by SAJEFFC
OMG!! I've been reading this thread all day and it finally hit me...did anyone really look at the title? (look at the middle of it)
OOPS...
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by SAJEFFC
OMG!! I've been reading this thread all day and it finally hit me...did anyone really look at the title? (look at the middle of it)
OOPS...
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
OOPS...
Lol