Today is Hi-jack/off topic day.....
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by wstahlm80
It is a simple example of "beam theory".....imagine a simple beam (your truck body) supported on two ends (wheels).....when you place a weight in the middle of the beam (your fat a$s)....the beam will sag.....thus....Ford, being the fine engineers they are....anticipated that some big fat Texan goober would purchase one off those crappy STX's and provided a larger than normal gap between the bed and cab so that when this excessive weight was applied...that it would have ample room to flex...... 
WHOA....wait a minute assclown, did you say, "crappy STX". CRAPPY. That's not cool. It could be a Ford Ranger and still wouldn't be cool, BUT, if it were anything but a Ford, it would be cool.
Cool?
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
WHOA....wait a minute assclown, did you say, "crappy STX". CRAPPY. That's not cool. It could be a Ford Ranger and still wouldn't be cool, BUT, if it were anything but a Ford, it would be cool.
Cool?
Cool?
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by SAJEFFC
Poor jamz started this thread to amuse us and its turned into the slam jamz's truck thread! 
We're just playin jz, we love ya. 
p.s. why did this thing get so damn wide...I gotta scroll over a mile to hit quote!
We're just playin jz, we love ya. p.s. why did this thing get so damn wide...I gotta scroll over a mile to hit quote!It's all good. I am having a blast. The rest of the threads in here lately are Urban Cowboy (or Lame).
At least this way Bill can get out all that built up stress he has since he hasn't gotten any hoopie patch in a long time.
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
At least this way Bill can get out all that built up stress he has since he hasn't gotten any hoopie patch in a long time.
That is just plain mean....
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Originally Posted by 04 RED LARIAT
Bout time you come sliding in....go ahead and bust out the pole dancer. I know you got it on standby just itching to use it.
And I was gonna give you some clay bar....forget it now..you brought back that pic
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From: Pikesville, MD
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Damn it........quit making fun of my truck. I'm gonna cry....
I'm a girl (right Bill?) Next Vader is gonna make fun of the 4.2L V6
I'm a girl (right Bill?) Next Vader is gonna make fun of the 4.2L V6
tee..hee...my sides hurt...
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
At least this way Bill can get out all that built up stress he has since he hasn't gotten any hoopie patch in a long time.
poor Bill is doin this 
?? ahhh thats sad! 
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
WHOA....wait a minute assclown, did you say, "crappy STX". CRAPPY. That's not cool. It could be a Ford Ranger and still wouldn't be cool, BUT, if it were anything but a Ford, it would be cool.
Cool?
Cool?
You mean like a Chrysler seabring?
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Oh sorry...you need "man lovin".
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On a serious note though....I did get a girls number this morning....she is a focking hot brunette with a big smile (my kind of girl)....
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From: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Originally Posted by vader716
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tee..hee...my sides hurt...
tee..hee...my sides hurt...
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
ain't it the truth. guess it could have been an inline six though. or even a four. What does STX stand for anyhow? Is it Sport Trucks?
it is short for *****ty Trucks...
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
On a serious note though....I did get a girls number this morning....she is a focking hot brunette with a big smile (my kind of girl)....
Cool. Keep us informed....unless she has a 5 o'clock shadow and a huge adams apple.
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