So today I started work at a new place, I roll up into the front parking lot, find
a excellent location in the shade, take up two parking spots so I can profile
my rig and go inside. About an hour into my shift over the intercom comes
this blast of " will the owner of the red Ford pick up report to the shipping area " ( oh oh this can't be good right ) I make my way there, get greeted by
a couple of youngsters ( early twenties ) and they say That's a pretty nice looking truck you got there BUT you.ve come to the wrong place. I ask why
and they tell me to look out the window behind me. There was 7 different
Dodge pick-ups and two Dodge Magnums all parked side by side.Turns out
the brother of one of the bosses is a Dodge salesman who got them "deals"
and they financed through the Co. credit union. At clock out time they ALL
get in their rigs and are waiting for me too get to my truck, where they ALL
proceed to do burnouts and brake stands, smoking me and the parking lot out
I just very calmly drove my awesome Ford truck out the parking lot too get down the road about a mile and a half and a Ma. State trooper has two of 'em
pulled over. ... Can't wait to razz them about that ....

 

Thats funny, surprised you didnt have to take any of them to a gas station after they burned all there gas in the parking lot. :santa:

 

Ohhh man that's friggen great!!!

 

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I can't wait to see what the Trooper gave 'em for a $. I'll post it tomorrow night..
One had the biga$$ed hemi rig, reg cab short bed.
( srt or something like that ) He did smoke 'em good and tires ain't cheap either..

 

We should all feel sorry for any Mopar owner. They are not bad people...just poorly informed. Yes, Mopar did make good engines, cars and trucks in the '60's and 70's, but it is 2005.

 

Rams are good looking they just really blow when it comes to gas mileage.
Im running 33's(not too big) with the 5.4 and i get better gas mileage than my friend with a 4.7 or whatever in his Ram.

 

they all got caught up in the hype

not the facts

goes to show you how gullable really stupid people are...


ask them how much it costs to feed them nowadayzzzzzzzzzzeeeee

oooooo bad question

but a funny one

...zap!

 

Well personally I think they good for a street truck but for a lifted offroading beast they would be my last choice out of every single truck out there. The only Mopar current production vehicle I could see myself driving would have to be either the 300C or MAYBE a Charger. The 300C would be serious on some 23s.

 

another one bites the dust


later

...zap!

 

Street trucks they can look real good true.
But i dont even like the chrysler or the charger.
Id have to go to a BMW 3 series or something like that.

 

What are you talking about? Sorry to say this but you need to open your mind and not be so branded. Just because it doesn't say Ford on it, its alright if you like it and even if you don't like it, doesn't mean someone else can. Different strokes for different folks.

 

Like hippie liberals who love flowers and Hybrid cars.

 

true but where are you right now?

go to a dodge site and have your way

my brother bought a brandy new dakota

i'm not impressed

and just as you stated
its just MY opinion
diffrent strokes for diffrent folks

as a matter of fact my brother has my duallie dump now and his dakota is in my driveway


oh the humanity



have a nice day


...zap!

 

Last Friday night when cruising i pulled up beside a hemi dodge,
the poor misguided fool had a big chrome hemi sticker across the back Tailgate. The truck was all blinged up, blasting stereo, etc.........

He took one look at the fender badge of the lightning and turned the next corner. I thought i was going to have a chance to lightning strike him.





Russell

 

A quick update on the silly Dodge owners..
They each got two fines a piece .. $ 150. for speeding
( they wouldn't tell me how fast they where actually going ) and
another $50. for crossing the solid yellow line in a no passing zone.
For one of them it was his second speeding violation in as many months ...
He was driving a '04 Ram 1500 slt reg. cab short bed with a 5.7 Hemi Magnum
I told him he needs to slow down or risk losing his license... he just laughed and did another brake stand.. life must be good too be able to waste tires and fuel the way he is .........