Mighty Whitey, I'm Ready Early. (Very Long Post)
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Originally Posted by Raoul
As the flood waters continued to rise, Mighty Whitey climbed onto the roof of his house clutching to his King James Version. Some men in a row boat passed by and offered him a seat, Mighty Whitey glanced down at his KJV and shook his head, "God will take care of me." he said. Later, a Coast Guard rescue craft spotted Mighty Whitey and pulled up close to take him onboard. Again Mighty Whitey declined. Showing the KJV to the Coast guard crew, he cried out, "See, I don't need you." Late in the afternoon, with only the peak of the roof exposed, a Rescue helicoptor attempted to lasso Mighty Whitey with a harness but, he was able to beat it off with his KJV.
Darkness fell, the waters rose.
Mighty Whitey succumbed and his King James Version floated away.
Mighty Whitey appeared before his Creator and cried out, "Yea varily varily I say unto you, I kept thou Word in accordance with the King James Version and yet thou let the waters take thee?"
To which the Creator replied:
"Cut me some slack, Jack!. I sent you two boats and a helicoptor!"
Darkness fell, the waters rose.
Mighty Whitey succumbed and his King James Version floated away.
Mighty Whitey appeared before his Creator and cried out, "Yea varily varily I say unto you, I kept thou Word in accordance with the King James Version and yet thou let the waters take thee?"
To which the Creator replied:
"Cut me some slack, Jack!. I sent you two boats and a helicoptor!"
"and there you have it"(emeril lagasse)...b.t.w..on the way home today i actually saw jesus in the clouds...then it started to rain...jesus was just relieving himself upon us....thats my guess
...zap!
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we ate there when we were at universal orlando...75$ for LUNCH!!...but you can log onto food network . com ....and download any of his recipies...we do it all the time...of course, it depends on how well you cook whether they dinners will be as good as his are...zap!
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
I use a lot of his recipes as well. If you like scrambled eggs, put some of his essence on your eggs.....YUM "E". 
I'm sorry; but, that just doesn't sound right.
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Hey, when you go digging around in the bible (whatever version) did you happen to see anything in there about the tooth fairy, easter bunny or santa claus? Those are the characters I would like to argue about.
It seems awfully complicated to be a christian. I'm glad that my beliefs assure that when I die, I will be incinerated and returned to the earth. It's got to be a PIA to go through all that stuff so that when you die you can go to "heaven".
Quote the bible all you want. When I read fiction, I choose to read something a bit more entertaining.
It seems awfully complicated to be a christian. I'm glad that my beliefs assure that when I die, I will be incinerated and returned to the earth. It's got to be a PIA to go through all that stuff so that when you die you can go to "heaven".
Quote the bible all you want. When I read fiction, I choose to read something a bit more entertaining.
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Originally Posted by wittom
Hey, when you go digging around in the bible (whatever version) did you happen to see anything in there about the tooth fairy, easter bunny or santa claus? Those are the characters I would like to argue about.
It seems awfully complicated to be a christian. I'm glad that my beliefs assure that when I die, I will be incinerated and returned to the earth. It's got to be a PIA to go through all that stuff so that when you die you can go to "heaven".
Quote the bible all you want. When I read fiction, I choose to read something a bit more entertaining.
It seems awfully complicated to be a christian. I'm glad that my beliefs assure that when I die, I will be incinerated and returned to the earth. It's got to be a PIA to go through all that stuff so that when you die you can go to "heaven".
Quote the bible all you want. When I read fiction, I choose to read something a bit more entertaining.
i agree with your opinion... but let's take santa out of it, because if you rearrange the letters of his name...
he's not for god, if you know what i mean....mrs. zap!(Disclaimer: The views expressed above are solely that of mrs. zap! and is in no way reflective of the opinion of management or ...zap!)
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Yah, I suppose there is the name thing for santa. I think he is for god, or at least god like though. Some how around christmas time santa can be in hundreds of malls at the same time. If that's not god like it is at least a little spooky.
I heard somewhere that the tooth fairy has a sorted past. Any one got the scoop on that?
I heard somewhere that the tooth fairy has a sorted past. Any one got the scoop on that?
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Well for the Tooth Fairy I have Proof...
I desperatly want to belive!
Easter Bunny... Don't care to much one way or the other,
Santa Clause! Your darn skippy he is real! He brings me gifts every year! So if he don't exist tell me who is giving them to me and how they do it since I sleep on the couch to try and catch the Jolly old man!
By the way
Q: Do you know why Santa has more fun than anyone else?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
I desperatly want to belive!
Easter Bunny... Don't care to much one way or the other,
Santa Clause! Your darn skippy he is real! He brings me gifts every year! So if he don't exist tell me who is giving them to me and how they do it since I sleep on the couch to try and catch the Jolly old man!
By the way
Q: Do you know why Santa has more fun than anyone else?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
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I would have done it one at a time if it were me, and drawn it out a week or two maybe.
I'd rather do it Jamzwayne then put someone elses teeth under my pillow and save mine!
I'd rather do it Jamzwayne then put someone elses teeth under my pillow and save mine!
