Mighty Whitey, I'm Ready Early. (Very Long Post)

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Jun 15, 2005 | 10:12 AM

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momalle1

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Originally Posted by Raoul

As the flood waters continued to rise, Mighty Whitey climbed onto the roof of his house clutching to his King James Version. Some men in a row boat passed by and offered him a seat, Mighty Whitey glanced down at his KJV and shook his head, "God will take care of me." he said. Later, a Coast Guard rescue craft spotted Mighty Whitey and pulled up close to take him onboard. Again Mighty Whitey declined. Showing the KJV to the Coast guard crew, he cried out, "See, I don't need you." Late in the afternoon, with only the peak of the roof exposed, a Rescue helicoptor attempted to lasso Mighty Whitey with a harness but, he was able to beat it off with his KJV.
Darkness fell, the waters rose.
Mighty Whitey succumbed and his King James Version floated away.

Mighty Whitey appeared before his Creator and cried out, "Yea varily varily I say unto you, I kept thou Word in accordance with the King James Version and yet thou let the waters take thee?"

To which the Creator replied:
"Cut me some slack, Jack!. I sent you two boats and a helicoptor!"

Jun 15, 2005 | 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Raoul

BTW, I'm getting proficient in speaking ye olde english. Gimme a call if you need some pointers.

Jun 15, 2005 | 10:29 AM

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Norm

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Jesus Christ is our Saviour and ONLY through him will you find your way to God's Kingdom and eternal life. There is no other way to Heaven.
I am Christian and that is my belief. Some chose not to believe and I cannot change that. It is their right as a human being.
Peace.

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:11 PM

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Mighty Whitey

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Things that are different , are not the same !

Things that are different , are not the same

Things that are different , are not the same

Things that are different , are not the same

Things that are different , are not the same

Things that are different , are not the same

Things that are different , are not the same

King James Bible 1611 ... Isa. 14:12 ... Lucifer
New Age Versions ...........Isa. 14:12 ... morning star
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King James Bible 1611 ... Dan. 3:25 ... the Son of God
New Age Versions ......... Dan. 3:25 ... a son of of the gods
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King James Bible 1611 ... John 3:36 ... believeth
New Age Versions .......... John 3:36 ... obey
That changes salvation by grace through faith into salvation by works !
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King James Bible 1611 ... Luke 21:19 ... In your patience possess
ye your souls.
New Age Versions ......... Luke 21:19 ... By standing firm you will
save yourself.
Salvation is of the Lord , not yourself and your effort !
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Jun 15, 2005 | 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Whitey

Who gives a rat's ***? Not God...that's for sure. Got doesn't care if you read it as obey or believe - God is not a God of semantics, but a God of 'Truth'.

"For God So loved the world, he sent his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him, should not perrish, but have everlasting life" = "Look - God sent Jesus to us; whoever believes on Christ will live forever"

Those are different...AND the same.

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Whitey

I've come to the reluctant conclusion that MW has never had an original thought in his life...

regards

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dmp

I can assure you, God doesn't give two rats' asses if you read the NKJV, The Amplified, or any other translation/version.

thats Mightey Whitey's entire arguement. Now that you've made this declaration, he will brand you as a blasphemer too.

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by J-150

thats Mightey Whitey's entire arguement. Now that you've made this declaration, he will brand you as a blasphemer too.

That's fine. See? Some people assume everything we need to know, or CAN know about God is contained within the Bible. I contend, as stated, there are aspects to God we'll NEVER know until we meet him, and see him face to face. Just like you and I may post here on this forum for YEARS - have lots of dialog; study and research eachother's posts/writings. Even with all that, I'll never really 'know' you until I sit down and share a beer with you.

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:21 PM

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From: 49 45' 40.76"N 119 10' 12.84"W Sol III ᐰ

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Originally Posted by dmp

and you assume that god is male, which proves your point I guess...

regards

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Whitey

Mark 4:15 Satan cometh immediately and taketh away the word ...

Or he uses people like arrbilly !

The Antichrist will use the New Versions to set up his " One World New Age
Religion " with it's mark and worship of the Antichrist and the dragon !

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:25 PM

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Mighty Whitey

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dmp wrote :
That's fine. See? Some people assume everything we need to know, or CAN know about God is contained within the Bible. I contend, as stated, there are aspects to God we'll NEVER know until we meet him, and see him face to face. Just like you and I may post here on this forum for YEARS - have lots of dialog; study and research eachother's posts/writings. Even with all that, I'll never really 'know' you until I sit down and share a beer with you.

That's the best example of a reprobate mind that I've seen since the Sodomite parade on the news !

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Whitey

Ouch arrbilly is a tool of the devil now?

You still haven't addressed Mach's questions/examples about the original text translation and how KJV omitted some key words or sentences. Substituting your own examples and ignoring his doesn't bode well for your side of the arguement. I'm genuinly interested in your response...

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:26 PM

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From: 49 45' 40.76"N 119 10' 12.84"W Sol III ᐰ

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Originally Posted by Mighty Whitey

Mark 4:15 Satan cometh immediately and taketh away the word ...

Or he uses people like arrbilly !

which, by your logic, means he's using you by your acknowledgement of my posts. congrats MW, you are a tool of the devil...

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dmp

until I sit down and share a beer with you.

finally! and offer I can't refuse!

Jun 15, 2005 | 01:29 PM

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J-150

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Originally Posted by Mighty Whitey

That's the best example of a reprobate mind that I've seen since the Sodomite parade on the news !

them's fightin' words!

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