I had a UFO that crash landed in my back yard last week....I thought the little alien guy that was driving was dead, so I wasn't too worried about it. Surprise, surprise, today he took off !

Luckily, I had a circa 1947 video camera handy, so I was able to shoot some footage of his departure.

I'm gonna miss that little alien rascal...he was playin' possum the whole time.

 

Wow, that's awesome. you need to send that in to get examined for authenticity.

 

Poor little guy had a hard time getting around that branch that was above him....LOL

 

That could have been our first contact and yet you tried to wack him with a stick?!

 

You were not supposed to see the ....I mean, that footage is real....what stick? Damn non-believers.....

 

He wasn't having a problem getting around it, it was a chevy UFO and he was waiting for his lifters to stop knocking before he took off.

 

It all started here

I want some proof of TritonXLT's ghost....

 

here is mine...

 

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

 

Thats not a stick.
That is the refueling tube from the mother ship.

 

The truth is over there. No, wait, it's under here. Well, it's around here somewhere.

 

TRUST NO ONE.