Funny sayings...
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From: Cabot, AR
Some of my favorites...
"I would not pi$$ down your throat, if your guts were on fire"
"You ain't the coldest beer in the fridge"
"Your as worthless a Tit$ on a bull, or ***** on a priest"
"Slicker than greased owl *****"
Joe
"I would not pi$$ down your throat, if your guts were on fire"
"You ain't the coldest beer in the fridge"
"Your as worthless a Tit$ on a bull, or ***** on a priest"
"Slicker than greased owl *****"
Joe
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From: SouthWest Ohio
*He's sweating like OJ on the freeway.
Or in Chicago I used to hear...
*He's sweating like Jesse Jackson on election day.
*She's so skinny she looks like a bag full of antlers.
*Is a wild bear Catholic, does the Pope ***** in the woods?
MR
Or in Chicago I used to hear...
*He's sweating like Jesse Jackson on election day.
*She's so skinny she looks like a bag full of antlers.
*Is a wild bear Catholic, does the Pope ***** in the woods?
MR
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From: Starkville Mississippi
"he was shaking like a dog ****ting razor blades..."
--"It come a toad-strangler" (big storm)
--"He's ate up"
--"That dam chevy couldnt pull a greasy string from a cats a$$"
Theres so many I cant even think of any more. Look up the thread from a year or so ago on "Southernisms"---got lots of good sayings in there.
Last edited by Green_98; Dec 17, 2004 at 12:01 PM.
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From: northeast usa
o.k., its not politically correct, but whatever.
'why you lookin at me like one of those window-lickers'
i had to ask what that meant.
i was told, this meant that same as
'why you lookin at me like you should be on the short-bus'
'why you lookin at me like one of those window-lickers'
i had to ask what that meant.
i was told, this meant that same as
'why you lookin at me like you should be on the short-bus'
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From: River Ridge, LA, USA
Originally posted by vvyk3d
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
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From: CT
Originally posted by billycouldride
o.k., its not politically correct, but whatever.
'why you lookin at me like one of those window-lickers'
i had to ask what that meant.
i was told, this meant that same as
'why you lookin at me like you should be on the short-bus'
o.k., its not politically correct, but whatever.
'why you lookin at me like one of those window-lickers'
i had to ask what that meant.
i was told, this meant that same as
'why you lookin at me like you should be on the short-bus'
I'm sad to say that made me crack up.
My favorit is: The wheel is spinning but the hampsters dead.